The official "be my tiny dancer" application thread.

[Malergion]

You do know they have dog diapers for that?
I guess it wouldn't be as fun as having your house look like a murder scene.

 

[lad]

Today, for the first time ever, I completed Batman on the Megadrive. I, contented.

Oh, and I can dance, but I'm not particularly tiny.

I lost my Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing-cd

Ye can borrow mine. I never listen to it, except on mini disc occasionally. Of course, it will cost you.

 

[Malergion]

Too bad the Hovitos don't know you the way I do, Belloq.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

dog menstruation is probably the most disgusting home hygiene problem i have ever heard of.

 

[Malergion]

It smells. I can smell that from a considerable distance.

 

[EricT]

Those fucking Diapers are expensive... I tried to shove a tampon in her twat, since with several women in the house they are in full stock at all times, but she wouldn't comply. So yeah.

 

[Malergion]

No, no, they have these "underwear" you put on the dog and you put a maxi-pad in the underwear. The ordinary kind.

 

[lad]

Too bad the Hovitos don't know you the way I do, Belloq.

Yes, too bad. Too bad you don't speak Hovitos.

...Something like that.

dog menstruation is probably the most disgusting home hygiene problem i have ever heard of.

But, it's probably delicious. Ask lrd.

 

[EricT]

Still... more money then I'm willing to spend. I already feed the fucking thing.

I'd rather my floor look like something out of a Stephen King novel.

 

[Malergion]

Well you did say she was a St. Bernard, yes? That would be Cujo.

 

[Chromatose]

No, no, they have these "underwear" you put on the dog and you put a maxi-pad in the underwear. The ordinary kind.

I saw some lady on a cat show on PBS make one of those for her male cat that sprayed everywhere.


edit: wtf I edited my post WHERE'S MY EDIT

oh there it is now *shakes fist at broken UM*

 

[Malergion]

Cat women are crazy. I mean the ones that exclusively dote on cats.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Careful, bears will be attracted to the menstruation.

 

[El Stormo]

Too bad the Hovitos don't know you the way I do, Belloq.

Who knows? Maybe in a thousand years, even you will be worth something!

 

[Lunar Still]

My name is Wilford Brimley, and I have diabeetus

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Unregistered....Twice...]

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

 

[Malergion]

I don't care how many times I see it, the fact that Wilford Brimley says "diabetus" instead of "diabetes" makes me giggle.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

yeah, I don't really want to rate you on your posts anymore. Eric won.