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[Undefined]

It is funny... sometimes... I fucking hate the host.

ie/ "Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up" or "You're so short you have to slam dunk your bus fair"

 

[Conti]

"yo mommas so fat she doesnt break a sweat,she shatters it!"

 

[Undefined]

"Yo niggah yo momma so phat at da beech she sell shade"

Dude, yer such an asshole.. leave yer trailerpark, or yer parents suburban home, and watch how fast you get the fuck kicked out of you for talking like that. Christ.

 

[RiderOfJustice]

dude... stfu

 

[Nikki]

one of the worst jokes ever:

Your teeth are so yellow that the sun ran out of business....

lame joke by one of my brother's old friends

 

[Sock puppet]

dude... stfu

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[Söy]

yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery

 

[Nikki]

your momma's so ugly,they used her face to make monster cookies

 

[RiderOfJustice]

yo so fat u use barbeuque sauce to masterbate to a cookbook

 

[Nikki]

your so fat,you tattooed a cingular phone on your stomach and asked for rollover

 

[Söy]

yo momma's so wide, when she wakes up in the mawnin she rolls offa both sides da bed

 

[RiderOfJustice]

yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

 

[Nikki]

your momma's so fat that when she fell,I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up

 

[Söy]

yo yo i got da gamekilla heah yo


yo mama's so loose that she's like a doorknob: everyone gets a turn

 

[RiderOfJustice]

yo momma's so dumb she was coming to pick u up at the airport and the sign said airport left < so she turned around and went home

 

[Söy]

heartless' mama so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil... fortunately now she could afford liposuction

 

[Undefined]

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Twinkie:

An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.

YOU ARE A TWINKIE!! YOU DEFEND A RACIST WHO OFFENDED YOUR OWN KIND! WAY TO GO! CONGRATS!

Enjoy talking to asianhater!

EDIT: I made one up, and I have a lame one.

mine= Yer teeth are so yellow that when the toothfairy comes she thinks she's struck gold!
old = Soy's momma is like a hardware store.. 35 cents a screw.

 

[Conti]

 

[Sock puppet]

Twinkie:

An asian person who acts white, likes to listen to rock and sucks at math.

YOU ARE A TWINKIE!! YOU DEFEND A RACIST WHO OFFENDED YOUR OWN KIND! WAY TO GO! CONGRATS!

Enjoy talking to asianhater!

how did he offend my kind? asia is not just china, japan, or korea. i'm cambodian, he didn't offend that at all. plus i'm not all asian, just partially. riderofjustice couldn'tve offended all those countries at the same time

 

[RiderOfJustice]

@yousaid: I dunno i think he thinks ur asian... oh well


hearless' momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed