The Official Vietnamese Hooker Thread

[Anvil-holio]

I think Warrel must have thought I looked like one.

 

[El Stormo]

This is one of my favorites from the movie. What about them singing, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUS" .

Every fucking quote from that movie is legendary!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my 6 foot-tall buzz-cut 15 year-old brother quotes that movie all the time. it's pretty damn interesting. of course, he says the "fuck my sister" line to people a lot ... and we actually do have a sister. kinda worrying.

 

[Dead Winter]

Vietnamese hooker? Never seen one. I could tell you some funny stories about Korean hookers, though.

 

[Malergion]

You bleed like Mai Li. Mai Li goood fuck!

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[Will Bozarth]

WIGGLE THE PALMTREE

 

[Malergion]

+5 moderator points.

 

[Dead Winter]

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"

On topic:
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Edit: God I fail.

NOBODY, HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT, OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!! I'LL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I'LL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!!!!

 

[Malergion]

Incidentally. He doesn't age.

 

[Söy]

personally im a fan of the "HOLY SHIT TEXAS! ONLY TWO THINGS COME FROM TEXAS! STEERS AND QUEERS! AND YOU DONT LOOK LIKE NO STEER TO ME!"

 

[Captain Beard]

Who, Ermey?

 

[Malergion]

Yes. Even Van Damme is looking his age.

 

[Dead Winter]

One of my old troop's dad who's also a Marine worked with Ermey and plays golf with him since they're both retired, told me that he's really like that in real life. He's a nice guy, but he wasn't acting in FMJ.

 

[teredd]

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F'n "Kickboxer"....neato movie!
Mmmmm....Mai Lee

 

[El Stormo]

YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK HIS BOYFRIEND UP THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

 

[Dead Winter]

YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK HIS BOYFRIEND UP THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

DO YOU SUCK DICKS? ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER? BULLSHIT, I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

 

[neal]

my 6 foot-tall buzz-cut 15 year-old brother quotes that movie all the time. it's pretty damn interesting. of course, he says the "fuck my sister" line to people a lot ... and we actually do have a sister. kinda worrying.

uhh, he has two sisters....