The official WRITE A LETTER TO ANY BOARDER thread

[Shpongled]

Dear Karen and Neal,

Fuck you. </3

Your "pal",
Kevin

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Dear Samamfa,

How's the ovaries?

Love,

Cara

Dear Cawa,

Still infertile and have not been biopsied due to my ever increasing chickenshit-ness. However, my roots shall soon be canaled at the dentist and my checking account drained as a result. I close with a positive note....




DERMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIDS!


Love,
Sammeh

P.S baby armadillos at the zoooooooooooooooo!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Dear Cara,

When is the next deflowerment?

Love,
me

Dear Karen,

My calendar shows that we are due for our next deflowerment...RIGHT NOW!! See you soon. Oh and be sure to warm up the teeth soup!

Love,
Cara

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dear Karen and Neal,

Fuck you. </3

Your "pal",
Kevin

 

[neal]

Dear Karen and Neal,

Fuck you. </3

Your "pal",
Kevin

aww theres a few that 'fuck off the rest' doesnt apply to.

 

[Shmu]

Dear all


With love
Shmu

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Dear Cawa,

Still infertile and have not been biopsied due to my ever increasing chickenshit-ness. However, my roots shall soon be canaled at the dentist and my checking account drained as a result. I close with a positive note....




DERMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIDS!


Love,
Sammeh

P.S baby armadillos at the zoooooooooooooooo!

Dear Sammar,

Baby dermoids at the zoooooooooo!!!!!!

Love,
Carawr

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear Karen

When Neal and Kevin kill each other in fierce battle over you, please marry me.

-Det Som

 

[neal]

dear world,

im taking you all down with me so no one gets anything of mine when im gone!!@

-neal

 

[Anvil]

Dear Neverboard:

This is a horrible idea.

- Tyler

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear Tyler,

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

-Ahnold

 

[Anvil]

Dear Ahnold:

OH YU!

- Ms. Swan

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear det som,

how's the car?

love, rawra

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Dear rawra

It's still dead and I'll just use my moms until one of my many mexican mechanic friends fixes it.

love, det som

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear john,

since you've been away fighting in the second world war, i've found someone else.

sincerely, laura

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

dear john,

since you've been away fighting in the second world war, i've found someone else.

sincerely, laura

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear det som,

what's wrong with your car?

love, mexicans

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

edit:

dear my doggy,

thanks for getting my joke.

love, the lady who feeds and walks you

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear Abby,

I'm uncomfortable with my marriage, because I caught my wife behind the Medieval Times giving a rimjob to a knight's page. What should I do?

Signed,
Cuckolded By The 1400s

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear Laura,

Since I've been away fighting the Third Galactic War of Alpha Centauri, I have mated several times with an alien space slug.

Live long and prosper,
Max