The OTHER Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures Ever

[Xorv]

I thought this was hilarious....

"And what on earth is Abbath doing? What kind of pose is that? It looks like he’s about to be hit by a bus and Horgh, unable to rescue him, is on the sidewalk screaming, “Nooooooooo….”

 

[Xorv]

that was kinda lame, actually.

And the Immortal picture and this statement: "The best part is that Immortal isn't even a band anymore. These two just get together for photo shoots" renders the entire list unfunny and void. Why, you ask? Because that picture is taken from the booklet of At the HEart of Winter, released seven fucking years ago.

Just another reason to ignore that pathetic excuse for a website.

Where the hell is your sense of humor? Six feet under in rotting wood?

 

[J.]

Where the hell is your sense of humor? Six feet under in rotting wood?

Forgive me for not finding seven year old pictures and inaccurate information as funny as you find them.

For a real laugh, try power metal.

 

[Xorv]

do they have a top 10 power metal pictures?

 

[The_Isle]

that #1 is just gold...

 

[kmik]

Tearstained is fucking awesome.

Bat Horde
The End Of This Incarnation
Despondent Surrender
The Curse Of Christ
Trust No One
Final Thoughts

DAMN THESE SONGS FUCKING RULE

 

[byrne]

As if the one of rob darken* wasn't good.

 

[Zack]

piss funny..I should start using that..

 

[MetalHeadMarc]

I think the reason dodens doesn't like it b/c his avatar never makes the cut b/c it mediocre in its shittyness

 

[Mormagil]

That picture of Quorthon is fucking awesome, fuck you. And the ones on that site weren't very funny.

 

[skeptik]

I think the reason dodens doesn't like it b/c his avatar never makes the cut b/c it mediocre in its shittyness

You suck at Ultimate Metal.

 

[Barking Pumpkin]

That Quarthon picture is inhuman and awesome. I thought it was from a movie or something.

 

[J.]

dude, lighten UP.

Black metallers are piss funny to begin with, don't take it all so seriously.

I laughed at those pictures years ago. The humor is gone now.

 

[MasterOLightning]

I guess the first one made me laugh more. The Children of Finland one was good for a laugh. The Graveland one looked so fake though.

 

[MURAI]

Yes, it made me crack up.

Man, Horgh is just flat out tubby; there’s no two ways about it. That gut-guard is about to burst, and when it does, watch out for a lethal barrage of flying metal studs. You can’t see it in the picture, but his right armband has HORGH written on it, which fucking rules! And what on earth is Abbath doing? What kind of pose is that? It looks like he’s about to be hit by a bus and Horgh, unable to rescue him, is on the sidewalk screaming, “Nooooooooo….” Maybe he thinks he's in some black metal version of The Matrix -- Bullet Time Abbath. One of our Ruthless brethren put it best when he said, “If a man has grown tired of Horgh’s nipples, he has grown tired of life.” The best part is that Immortal isn't even a band anymore. These two just get together for photo shoots. Jesus... Horgh should just go pro wrestler and get it over with... Bam-Bam BigaHorgh...

priceless

 

[CAIRATH]

Where do I buy a Children of Finland CD is what I want to know. They look fucking metallll.

 

[Abanazar McBurger]

The Children of Finland pic made me cry.

That makes me be ashamed of my nationality, luckily those kids aren't finns.

 

[Demiurge]

I've seen roughly 400,000 pictures of corpsepainted black metallers and the only really funny one was the Crebain guy. Reading the phone book is as humorous as these pictures.

 

[MURAI]

 

[Guthrum]

Wasn't necessarily the pictures themselves, but the comments that went with them.