the random item of the day!!!

[Tide In Mind Out]

the jesterously squiderrific random item for this day of wednesday, april 9, 2003, is....the "yoyo ball"

 

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[Tide In Mind Out]

ooooo...memories of first grade lol

 

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boo!!! I've never liked yo yo balls, that is if they act the same as those automatic yo-yo's I've seen

I used to be big into yo-yo'ing a lot, in my younger days, before I could find devil sticks, heheh ... but then my yo-yo broke and I never got another

I need to go out and buy another yo-yo sometime, hmmm.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i had a yoyo ball, didn't like it too much....also had one of those "skip it" things, ugh, i hated that, lol....i remember my brothers always having a lot of yoyo's, i haven't tried a yoyo in years, heh

 

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just before you even get a chance to say its a random item

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ahhhhhhh!!!!.....

 

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I don't think I have ever actually used one of those, but I remember seeing the commercials ALLLL the time, and it had an annoying jingle with it.. thats why i never wanted to use it , ha ha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

it was such a piece of crap, the part you put your foot into just irritates and bruises the ankle, and the big piece at the end is just good for whacking your legs to hell with

....i enjoyed my barbie hotwheels corvette much better..ooo that's a random item

 

[lizard]

Happy FUN BALL!

-only $14.95-

• Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
• Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
• Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
• Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

• Itching
• Vertigo
• Dizziness
• Tingling in extremities
• Loss of balance or coordination
• Slurred speech
• Temporary blindness
• Profuse sweating
• Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

 

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vrooooooooooom

 

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happy fun ball sounds vicious, I don't think i want one....

but for $14.95 how can I refuse?!?!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh, excuse me, i meant POWER wheels!!!!!

 

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happy fun ball, hmmm.....lol

 

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hmmm...yeah ok that looks close enough

yippee!!

 

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!!!

yeah for some reason I'm having trouble actually finding the barbie power wheels

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

oh well that one's better anyway, i guess...i'm really not into cars like that...one day i will have my beautiful prelude, though.

 

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yeah cars aren't really something I'm big into.. as long as it has a cd player, is comfortable, is preferably a manual, and runs decently, I'm content

eh.. right now my car runs semi-decently, I fear its in the last year of its life though, but I'm gonna run it into the ground, though it should have enough life for at least a good trek across the country or two

 

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or halfway across the country, as the case may be