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Tut Ankh Amon
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El chupacabra - I want to see this movie
Here's the rather simplistic plot to EL CHUPACABRA. A mad scientist who hopes to turn the chupacabra into some sort of military weapon has captured a female chupacabra but the male escaped. Actually, from the looks of things the mad scientist's assistant let the thing escape or just got stupid and forgot that in order to keep something captive inside the back of a truck you have to remember to keep the door closed. So now the male chupacabra is loose in East Los Angeles gang country and it begins killing animals before moving up the food chain to people. Meanwhile, the local dogcatcher, who himself tends to act like an excitable puppy, teams up with the world's least convincing anthropologist to hunt down the Mexican monster. Nobody else believes there's an actual chupacabra on the loose as the official line is the victims were all animal attack victims. Leading the police
investigation are two cops who both need some serious anger management sessions. Also, the mad scientist's mad assistant is in pursuit of the creature. He always seems to show up at exactly the right moment just after the right moment (No, that wasn't a typo either) and ends up having to cover his own tracks as well. And somewhere along the way someone offered a $5 million reward for anyone who is able to capture an actual living chupacabra thus inspiring every Latino stereotype in the film to go goatsucker hunting. From there, people are killed, insults are hurled, acting is attempted, scenes are stretched, and very little of interest occurs. But at least there's a very sweaty midget in a latex goblin suit! That's always a plus!
El chupacabra - I want to see this movie
Here's the rather simplistic plot to EL CHUPACABRA. A mad scientist who hopes to turn the chupacabra into some sort of military weapon has captured a female chupacabra but the male escaped. Actually, from the looks of things the mad scientist's assistant let the thing escape or just got stupid and forgot that in order to keep something captive inside the back of a truck you have to remember to keep the door closed. So now the male chupacabra is loose in East Los Angeles gang country and it begins killing animals before moving up the food chain to people. Meanwhile, the local dogcatcher, who himself tends to act like an excitable puppy, teams up with the world's least convincing anthropologist to hunt down the Mexican monster. Nobody else believes there's an actual chupacabra on the loose as the official line is the victims were all animal attack victims. Leading the police
investigation are two cops who both need some serious anger management sessions. Also, the mad scientist's mad assistant is in pursuit of the creature. He always seems to show up at exactly the right moment just after the right moment (No, that wasn't a typo either) and ends up having to cover his own tracks as well. And somewhere along the way someone offered a $5 million reward for anyone who is able to capture an actual living chupacabra thus inspiring every Latino stereotype in the film to go goatsucker hunting. From there, people are killed, insults are hurled, acting is attempted, scenes are stretched, and very little of interest occurs. But at least there's a very sweaty midget in a latex goblin suit! That's always a plus!
Tut Ankh Amon
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Tut Ankh Amon said:cmon man, pink hair is one thing, but turning her into a dog?!
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buahahahahaha that just made my day Yanko
derek
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Look like the fuckers from Guyver....and i hope some of you folks have seen that??? I mean the zoinoids from the chronos corporation.
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FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
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