the Rapture is upon us

[VangelicSurgeon]

I got a cell phone.

 

[minxnim]

mother lovin' america. what service?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Verizon. I got it through Harvard so it's like 30% offor something. Otherwise I would have shopped around. I feel like I just bought that house in the Money Pit.

 

[xfer]

holy...

 

[minxnim]

well as long as the contract is okay you'll be alright. you can always set it on fire later.

 

[deadair]

 

[deadair]

...next he will tell us about his Escalade

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I know right?

I look forward to becoming disgusted with myself, ripping the phone out of my hands, and tossing it into oncoming traffic.

 

[goatschool]

My Txt Msg Bill Is Already $60 Over Basic Fees

T X T

 

[goatschool]

Fuck You, Um

X

X

You Like That?

X

 

[goatschool]

AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHRTRGRGGGGG

x

x

x

 

[minxnim]

that reminds me. i have to send nick more txt messages.

 

[avi]

i was afraid this was going to be about the band and I was all WTF?!? goddang jerks

 

[ChromeLife]

I kinda dig that band.

 

[avi]

fyi, I was thinking of the NYC (by way of Seattle and SF) band, not the Finns.

 

[chupe666]

 

[ChromeLife]

fyi, I was thinking of the NYC (by way of Seattle and SF) band, not the Finns.

Well color me mistaken then

 

[chupe666]

i SO want to just knock that guy on the right in the helmet and green 'army' jacket to the ground in a bloody mess.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

er...that's the inventor...he's a totally awesome guy! please don't hurt him k thx.

 

[chupe666]

yeah, i realized that's who it was.
i just think these things are incredibly superfluous to society's needs, along with like 99% of all the other crap that's flooded the markets.