The Shaven

[Will Bozarth]

The Shaven

Once upon a hooker, leary
While I pounded quick with fury
Over many taint and bi-curious volume, this forgotten whore


Her ass, I pounded, nearly crapping
Suddenly, my balls a-slapping
Rapping 'gainst her chamber door
Tis her pussy, nothing more
Quoth The Shaven, fuck this whore

 

[Super Mahrio]

haha kinda reminds me of Dumpy...(whatever happened to that guy anyway?)

 

[Will Bozarth]

maybe Van lost his interwebs lolz

 

[Lunar Still]

Better than the original imho

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

didn't juney die

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"fuck this whore"

 

[Liverslapper]

Better than the original imho

wut

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

tr00th

 

[Resonator]

What's the difference between a hooker and a rooster?

Rooster: Cockadoodledoo!
Hooker: Any cock will do!

Budum-pshhh...

 

[Will Bozarth]

shut up

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh like that was any worse than one of your jokes

 

[Will Bozarth]

mine was original, at least

 

[Resonator]

I assume your cock didn't do.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What?

 

[Will Bozarth]

That didn't even make sense.

 

[Lunar Still]

He's obviously ready now with bitching around.

 

[Resonator]

It was a joke in reference to the one I heard yesterday, which I posted today. Funny enough, the opinionated truth just spills out like gravy over my turkey dinner.

 

[Liverslapper]

It was a joke in reference to the one I heard yesterday, which I posted today. Funny enough, the opinionated truth just spills out like gravy over my turkey dinner.

Or your testicals

 

[Resonator]

The only thing spilling over those is renegade methane gas.

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh, you were referencing "alarm cock"?