The Stratovarius Soap Opera continues...
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This is so hilarious.. Tolkki is on the edge of a nervous breakdown-- either that, or this is all one bad publicity stunt Spinal Tap style.
Harvester
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I don't really see the comicalness of this situation...I mean, put it into perspective.
Either A) He was drunk again- and it just shows his serious alcohol problem and how he needs to fix it before he turns into his father *His father was abusive, an alcoholic, and cut his wrists and jumped out of a window killing himself in front of Tolkki as a child*
Or B) He is having a mental breakdown- Between the medicines, the alcohol, and all the stress *Imagine all the hate and stuff surrounding his future it seems like*
Unless you're laughing at the webmasters comments on just posting cause he's paid, I don't see how laughing at someone losing it is something that's "so hilarious" as one put it.
This post on Stratovarius had NOTHING to do with Stratovarius or Tolkki and Stratovarius. The webmaster just posted it as a reason for him not to be held accountable. We did not need to know anything about this, but yet it was publicized, and so more fuel for the fire for Tolkki bashers.
Either A) He was drunk again- and it just shows his serious alcohol problem and how he needs to fix it before he turns into his father *His father was abusive, an alcoholic, and cut his wrists and jumped out of a window killing himself in front of Tolkki as a child*
Or B) He is having a mental breakdown- Between the medicines, the alcohol, and all the stress *Imagine all the hate and stuff surrounding his future it seems like*
Unless you're laughing at the webmasters comments on just posting cause he's paid, I don't see how laughing at someone losing it is something that's "so hilarious" as one put it.
This post on Stratovarius had NOTHING to do with Stratovarius or Tolkki and Stratovarius. The webmaster just posted it as a reason for him not to be held accountable. We did not need to know anything about this, but yet it was publicized, and so more fuel for the fire for Tolkki bashers.
Not sure if this is still the case, but at least Tero Tolkki (Timo's brother) used to be the webmaster. If it's still him, wouldn't it be a bit odd for him to post something like that on the front page of the website? Notice that all the people saying Tolkki is melting down are people in the band or close to Timo... Anders, for example? I think this is just a joke.
lol next time i see a thread with the word "stratovarius" i won't even bother wasting my time reading more of TT's crap.
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
I'm still convinced he really is going through serious mental problems, but this has to be a photo op:
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
MTV should pick this soap opera up for a weekly show. And then maybe Timmo can go on TrimSpa with Anna Nicole Smith and lose a couple of hundred pounds of lard. All that alcohol....just empty calories. 
Alcohol is hardly empty calories... it's the most fun calories of all!JayKeeley said:MTV should pick this soap opera up for a weekly show. And then maybe Timmo can go on TrimSpa with Anna Nicole Smith and lose a couple of hundred pounds of lard. All that alcohol....just empty calories.
I saw the posting from both TT and the webmaster off the BWBK site. Everything has already been removed from the Strato website...in a brief moment of sobriety perhaps.
Man...just when you think TT couldn't drag his ass thru the mud anymore...just keeps getting better and better...haha.
What did the picture look like?
Man...just when you think TT couldn't drag his ass thru the mud anymore...just keeps getting better and better...haha.
What did the picture look like?
Luckily, one of the guys on the Strato forum saved it to his webspace.ashaman7122 said:
http://www.theli.net/TMP/tolkki_blood.jpg
God...that's so much more absurd than what I expected...what a fuckin' wastecase...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hamburglar Metal
New Metal Member
Whenever I read something new about Timo Tolkki, I can't help but hear the "3 Stooges" theme music in my head.
alexxx
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Hamburglar Metal
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An informant told me about Timo's new side project "SCATovarius." Basically it's going to be a cross between Stratovarius and bebop. This is what was told to him by Timo:
"I was sitting in my sweat lodge (the box that my new refrigerator came in) wearing my tinfoil conductor-hat when I was visited by the ghost of Sun-Ra. The ghost instructed me to be his vessel for the sound of the new millenium: Scatovarius."
j/k
"I was sitting in my sweat lodge (the box that my new refrigerator came in) wearing my tinfoil conductor-hat when I was visited by the ghost of Sun-Ra. The ghost instructed me to be his vessel for the sound of the new millenium: Scatovarius."
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