The 'testing testing' thread is just a COVER !!!

[BARBARIAN]

We shall pull them to the south instead of marching to north...
So they can stuck in to mud with their ski troops...
And because they will be tired we can FINNISH ( ) them off...

AHA
AHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[BARBARIAN]

Originally posted by godisanathiest
Which side am I on? I'm lost.

Oh God...(not to you , to the real one... )
How can you command your army...?
You can't even find which side you are on...

 

[Anssi]

God is on our side.

Thou shalt be slain

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by Anssi
Are you female?

No Mwahahaha, I'm just going to use you to expand my empire........

Infact I'm going for world domination

 

[BARBARIAN]

Originally posted by godisanathiest


Infact I'm going for world domination

REALLY???

 

[Russell]

No, its all changed now. I found out the finnish way of coping with stuff is getting very drunk

 

[Eclipse]

Barb, I'll hit them from the west, I'll ship in near Denmark. They will have to focus forces on the southwest front. If you can hit them in the east, you should make it to Helsinki in no time. I'll request for a free passage with my Russian friends; We must hit before winter.

 

[BARBARIAN]

Your plan sounds good...
That's no problem for me with my might army...
My men are all thirsty for blood...
Well , I have some russian friends too...
They train polar bears like guard dogs...
Maybe we can use those polar bears to attack them in the front-line...
Then I will strike them like the hammer of God...
And you are damn right my dear friend ,we must finish it before winter...
psst btw do you trust that strange man called godisanath...?
He seems a bit..you know...ameteur...

 

[Evilho]

Shit.
The traditional Hun-Finn friendship doesn't let me take the side of the allied Ottoman-Belgian "forces".
In the same time, the traditional Hun-Turk friendship doesn't allow me to take the side of the allied Finn-polar bear forces.
Needless to say, the traditional "we Huns kick your ass in football" relationship between my nation and the Belgian is a dark cloud on the sky of the Brain Damagers.

So I think I'll just recruit some banana-eater amazons in the jungle around 'ere and head our canoes to the North. It will be a great pleasure to see wild women cutting off Eclipse's dick - unless he obeys me, and makes it clear for Tcall: they godless relationship must end before Tcall's marriage!!!!!!!

 

[Evilho]

Originally posted by Eclipse

Note to rape the Hungarian women

Changed strategy, Clipsy?

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by BARBARIAN
psst btw do you trust that strange man called godisanath...?
He seems a bit..you know...ameteur...

Mutiny. When I rule the world I will have my revenge

 

[BARBARIAN]

Originally posted by godisanathiest


Mutiny. When I rule the world I will have my revenge

Baaaaahh...it means never...

 

[Eclipse]

19 hours to go until first strike....
Keep your legions ready, general Barbarian. Mine are.

Evinho: if you are not with us, then you are AGAINST us

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by Eclipse
19 hours to go until first strike....

You've got to wonder if this is the most secretive way of spreading your plans. A code, like finnsh would be usefull!

 

[Eclipse]

i don't fear anything
i want them to know their time of death

 

[BARBARIAN]

I think they are frightened too much from us...
Look there is complete silence...
I'll drink their blood...

 

[Russell]

The time is rapidly appropaching.... Ready your troops

 

[HellSpawn]

man your posts men!!
all arms ready!!

 

[Anssi]

I´m using my psy-powers to drain your energy at the moment...
Can´t you feel it?
The poké-powers are within us... The force is on our side!

Thou shall fall!

 

[Eclipse]

Barbarian!!!! where the fuck are you man?! I need your fucking f16's.

Those ugly Finns have been able to push up more resistance than I had expected. I bet they have some secret allies. Hmmm.

BOMB THE FUCKERS !!!! SMOKE 'EM OUT.