Despite his claims of an impoverished upbringing and a hard youth fuelled by cheap cider and Celtic Frost...Duncan Patterson is actually a 'posh get'....he is a man of many, many faces and possible Alien connections....the proof....
Mick (pronounced Meccchhhhh) from UK soap opera 'Brookside':
So, you say 'But Mecccchhh is black'...well this was another side to Duncan and his talents as a mater of disguise. For proof, anyone who has heard Duncan say 'Ahhh, I just wanna make Pizza's' and has recognised this as a key phrase for Meeecccchhh/Duncan from classic Brookside episode's. With this highflying lifestyle, Patterson the pretender qualifies as a posh get!!!!
War D. of Alastis:after touring with Anathema in 1997 War D., was reported to have become strange in some ways and people were heard to mention 'Invasion oif the Body Snatchers'.....the world waited.
Cut to feb. 2003...Eamon Dorans in Dublin...Morgion and Mourning Beloveth were kicking off their European tour. Duncan, after having spend a traumatic 4 weeks recording Antimatter's spohomore disc 'Lights Out' (there's a message in there...)...decided to shave off his beard, but stopped at the moustache....obviously forgetting that this is War D.'s main trait. In his post studio haze he staggered into the venue and lost control. Firstly trying to pass himself off as War D. to a Norwegian girl in the venue and then as Duncan Patterson to a member of Morgion. The public at large were fooled, however...I looked on in horror and realised that I needed to expose this so called 'humble musician' and the posh get he really is.......
>>Taking in a massive salary as the main attraction in one of the UK;s top cutting edge TV shows.....
>>As frontman of the gods/lady killer/celebrity Switzerland's biggest musical export and well known 'Posh Get', War. D.
Who knows what is next?...right now....Antimatter are in the US on their debut tour. Meeeccchhh is still the cornerstone of acclaimed show 'Brrokside' and War D. is currently modelling and rehearsing for the new Alastis in Switzerland....but which one is the real deal?...the real Posh Get??......who, where or what is the real Duncan Patterson.
Please do not mail me directly about this...I do not expect to be alive in 48 hours time and if you do see me and I am 'alive and well'...be careful, it could be another body snatch and I could be the latest 'Posh Get'.
Save me......
Mick (pronounced Meccchhhhh) from UK soap opera 'Brookside':
So, you say 'But Mecccchhh is black'...well this was another side to Duncan and his talents as a mater of disguise. For proof, anyone who has heard Duncan say 'Ahhh, I just wanna make Pizza's' and has recognised this as a key phrase for Meeecccchhh/Duncan from classic Brookside episode's. With this highflying lifestyle, Patterson the pretender qualifies as a posh get!!!!
War D. of Alastis:after touring with Anathema in 1997 War D., was reported to have become strange in some ways and people were heard to mention 'Invasion oif the Body Snatchers'.....the world waited.
Cut to feb. 2003...Eamon Dorans in Dublin...Morgion and Mourning Beloveth were kicking off their European tour. Duncan, after having spend a traumatic 4 weeks recording Antimatter's spohomore disc 'Lights Out' (there's a message in there...)...decided to shave off his beard, but stopped at the moustache....obviously forgetting that this is War D.'s main trait. In his post studio haze he staggered into the venue and lost control. Firstly trying to pass himself off as War D. to a Norwegian girl in the venue and then as Duncan Patterson to a member of Morgion. The public at large were fooled, however...I looked on in horror and realised that I needed to expose this so called 'humble musician' and the posh get he really is.......
>>Taking in a massive salary as the main attraction in one of the UK;s top cutting edge TV shows.....
>>As frontman of the gods/lady killer/celebrity Switzerland's biggest musical export and well known 'Posh Get', War. D.
Who knows what is next?...right now....Antimatter are in the US on their debut tour. Meeeccchhh is still the cornerstone of acclaimed show 'Brrokside' and War D. is currently modelling and rehearsing for the new Alastis in Switzerland....but which one is the real deal?...the real Posh Get??......who, where or what is the real Duncan Patterson.
Please do not mail me directly about this...I do not expect to be alive in 48 hours time and if you do see me and I am 'alive and well'...be careful, it could be another body snatch and I could be the latest 'Posh Get'.
Save me......
