The truth about LOTR

[bang]

 

[ricochet]

Mmmm.

I've never seen LOTR. I fell asleep or went elsewhere whenever I tried to watch it twice. Maybe I should d/l it.

 

[KielbasaSausage]

sick fuck

 

[Mosh Kosh]

Opethian. You miss out.

 

[maximilian]

haha. tha's a good un

 

[Cows on million man march]

i cant view that pic...but the movie is kickass!

 

[Cows on million man march]

i cant view that pic...but the movie is kickass! AND THE BOOK IS EVEN MORE KICKASS!

 

[LadyOfTheSnow]

OMG!!! I am not believing what my eyes is seeing!!!

 

[Static]

Cut out my fucking eyes.

 

[LadyOfTheSnow]

I wonder if Baliel has seen this thread yet... correct me if I spelled his nick wrong... I just woke up!

I know how much he likes Legolas!

 

[LadyOfTheSnow]

HAHAHA Stygian! I don't know why but... that pic almost turns me on too!

I wonder where Bang found that picture?

Are there more pictures??

Does Legolas take it in the ass too?

Questions... questions... hmmmmmmmmmzzzzz??????

 

[NickDrake]

avert your eyes children! It may take other forms! *shakes fist*

 

[Pancakes]

I wonder if there's a Warg fetish site.

 

[LadyOfTheSnow]

Originally posted by Pancakes
I wonder if there's a Warg fetish site.

Hey PattyCakes

 

[Pancakes]

...

 

[manuelgv]

I knew that actor was gay!

 

[Misanthrope]

Duh big surprice. Anyone who is not a fucking newbie to fantasy knows elves are blatantly gay and cry each time they have to fuck their women. Thats the reason why they are immortal, so they dont have to have sex with women as often.

 

[LadyOfTheSnow]

That CAN'T be the reason why they are immortal... They get bonus *life span* points for taking it up the ass!!! Did Tolkien make that shit up????

At least we know the *REAL* reason why Arwen loved a human dude!

 

[Misanthrope]

Your theory is broken because women elves are immortal too.

My theory aint broken because women elves would also want to be immortal so they can have as little sex with homosexual males as possible.

 

[no country for old wainds]

I've seen better Elvish porn than that..