The ultimate heavy metal story...

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

The end.......... Until they woke up the next morning with such a hangover that they hadnt realized they stumbled into a party with the Ringling Bros Cirucs. There were drunk midgets in ninja suits all over the place and a camel drinking from the toilet. 3 clowns were passed out on top of the clown car. Our adventures slowly got up and made their way to the door. When the bearded women yells " Hey wanna watch the video we made last night?" In a panic the adventures run from the house tripping over lawn gnomes and more hungover midgets. Not being able to tell the difference Pepe grabs one and heads back to the car. " hey lets smash one of these lawn gnomes" So Pepe raises the lawn gnome and throws it on the concrete..... It bounces. Looking confused all in unision say " Lawn Gnomes dont bounce" they walk towards it only for it to open its eyes and pull out a pair of nunchucks were it proceeds to......

 

[KMADD]

to get medieval on those two fools. But Pepe pulls out a glock and blows
the gnome's fucking head off as mastadon is still playing at the circus.
Meanwhile...

 

[rokk]

K.K. Quick is realizing just how severe his hangover is going to be and goes looking for any leftover booze to take the edge off when he realizes what time it is! "Oh man if we don't get going we are never going to make it to the show!" He says to himself. Just then he hears Pepe's gun go off and looks in the direction of the sound only to see the spray of what was once a lawn gnomes head. K.K. shakes his head and rubs his eyes... "man I must be halucinating".... just then....