The ULTIMATE portuguese & hungarian contest!

[_Zsuzsa_]

Okay, here's the deal: since Yanko said portuguese has more words for sex organs and cursing and I said it's hungarian we decided to make a contest.

Example, I say a sex organ, a curse word and you have to write down every single word that is used for/with them. Of course only in portuguese and in hungarian, so fellow hungarians help me out, and of course brazilians help Yanko in this holy crusade

My first word is: PENIS

pénisz, farok, dákó, lőcs, fallosz, hímvessző, kopasz rendőr, kuki, férfiasság, harmadik láb, gyönyörpálca, szafaládé


(oh yeah, forgot to add that you can only list the ones you REMEMBER, so no copy-paste! hope the contest will be taken non-seriously but still without cheating )

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

ooookay then, heeeere we go!

Pau, pênis, pica, rola, caralho, cabeçudo, falo, cacete, roliço, pinto, piru, pirulito, banana, salsicha, linguiça, mijão, enéas ( ), palhacinho

and the list goes on and on, but i dont want to beat you in this short ammount of time....

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

I am waaay too tired now to remember all, but I didnt list every single variation of each of them

Let's wait for my fellow hungarian mates to help me out

 

[Kuvasz]

Piroca, bilau (by Gugu, claro, quem mais?), termômetro (já ouviu a piada do Oscar?), júnior, jimmy (by meu amigo Demian demente)

ah... sei lá, é o que eu lembro

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

oh yeah!
junior....

bráulio!!!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

dárda, fullánk, varázspálca...

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Okay, here is the second word: VAGINA

punci, lyuk, vagina, barlang, szeméremtest, vénuszdomb, nuni, bula, cica, pina, puna, kéjbarlang...

 

[SchwerMetallMädchen]

ooookay then, heeeere we go!

Pau, pênis, pica, rola, caralho, cabeçudo, falo, cacete, roliço, pinto, piru, pirulito, banana, salsicha, linguiça, mijão, enéas ( ), palhacinho

and the list goes on and on, but i dont want to beat you in this short ammount of time....

Yanko you forgot about bráulio and punheta

 

[EagleFlyFree]

pene pija pito choto/a tronco goma trozo verga toronjo/a palo

spanish >>>> all

 

[bodomite]

PERKELE

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Heyhey, the second word is still avalaible for answering

 

[wigwamgirl]

hahah Zsuzsa..... here are some more examples: szerszám,műszer,lányfúró,komagyűjtő,bögyörő,
puska,fütyülő,bájdorong bőrjankó,lődörgő,kukac,csőszbőgettyű,
bille,karó,fasz

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Ah, thanks a LOT wigwamgirl! I am not alone at last! haha

 

[wigwamgirl]

vagina: hüvely,bögre,tarisznya,punci,picsa,trüsi,muff, etc etc

 

[wigwamgirl]

hehe my favourite ones are bájdorong and komagyüjtő

 

[Mahawkk]

SchermetallMadchën, c é tão ingênua minha irmãzinha... punheta não é piroca auehuehue.

penis: i guess there are more - gancho ,vergalhão, depends... berbigão, camarão, contrapino, sambico, tamatiá, cobra, varinha

can i start the vagina one?: concha, xereca, xoxota, chimbica, aranha, gininha, buraco de pH 3,5, carlotinha, castanha, pito, segredo, crica, dente-de-alho, pinguelo (putz, eu juro que nao inventei esses só o do pH uaheuhuehue), vagina, vulva

now ya my fella droogs ;-)

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

SchermetallMadchën, c é tão ingênua minha irmãzinha... punheta não é piroca auehuehue.

penis: i guess there are more - gancho ,vergalhão, depends... berbigão, camarão, contrapino, sambico, tamatiá, cobra, varinha

can i start the vagina one?: concha, xereca, xoxota, chimbica, aranha, gininha, buraco de pH 3,5, carlotinha, castanha, pito, segredo, crica, dente-de-alho, pinguelo (putz, eu juro que nao inventei esses só o do pH uaheuhuehue), vagina, vulva

now ya my fella droogs ;-)

AAAAkAkAKAKaKaKaKaKaKaKakkaka

those penis ones ruled

Buraco de pH 3,5 = "3,5 pH Hole"



i'll think of some later... but you will NEVER beat portuguese

 

[Kuvasz]

esqueceram de buceta, perseguida, pastel de pêlo (by Ary Toledo), xuranha

 

[Waempyre]

Greetings! Let's continue the line.
VAGINA: atommaggyűjtő, faszfacsaró, függőleges száj, barlang;
and don't forget "puncipöcöktető" for PENIS.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

ooooookay, here we go....

Here's the final proof. We have more names for "vagina" starting with X than you have names in hungarian! HA!

Xabasca
Xana, Xaneta, Xaninha, Xavasca, Xeca, Xena, Xereca, Xexeca, Xibiga, Xibóca, Ximbica, Xinforínfola ( ), Xispita, Xolinha, Xolofompila, Xonga, Xoronga, Xocota, Xoxoca, Xulapa, Xuleta, Xumbrega, Xuxa

And those aren't even ALL of them with X