The "what are you" generator

I am a 'Funky Midget' who loves to 'Hoard Cunts'

...sounds about right...
 
I'm a busty sea captain who loves to nibble nipples.

I would like to laugh, but I don't know what busty and nibble mean. It sounded funny though.
 
Punctual salad buffet who loves to sluuuuurp dildos.
I feel so unique being the only salad buffet. Go me!

EDIT:
Oooh and a pawslutty salad buffet who loves to explore ears, it must be true if I've gotten it twice
 
I am a Drunken Clown who loves to Smack Giant Tits.

... I'll go with that.
 
haha, a big truth came out after which I won't be searching for more...

YOU'RE A MALIGNANT BITCH WHO LOVES TO LAUGH AT FEET

!!! *ROFL*
 

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