The "what are you" generator

[E-bortion]

im a lecherous sex god who loves to infect ears

 

[Anvil]

I am a 'Funky Midget' who loves to 'Hoard Cunts'

...sounds about right...

 

[AsModEe]

I'm a busty sea captain who loves to nibble nipples.

I would like to laugh, but I don't know what busty and nibble mean. It sounded funny though.

 

[Ketshy]

Punctual salad buffet who loves to sluuuuurp dildos.
I feel so unique being the only salad buffet. Go me!

EDIT:
Oooh and a pawslutty salad buffet who loves to explore ears, it must be true if I've gotten it twice

 

[gr1m and tr00]

WOW!

You are a foxy behemoth(\m/!) who loves to devour hookers!

 

[Chromatose]

I am a Buff Nintendo 64 who loves to mount Bill Cosby

 

[darkspot]

I am a Drunken Clown who loves to Smack Giant Tits.

... I'll go with that.

 

[Tee]

I have a problem today.

I'm a boob-sucking manwhore who loves to squeeeze toes.

 

[Tee]

haha, a big truth came out after which I won't be searching for more...

YOU'RE A MALIGNANT BITCH WHO LOVES TO LAUGH AT FEET

!!! *ROFL*

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Im a cock heavy pornstar who loves to conquer hellhounds.

COOL!!!