the white stripes are my new awesome favorite band

[minxnim]

APRIL FOOLS!


i just said that to my dad and he hung up on me

and then called back.

 

[minxnim]

p.s. he thinks i should call my mom and tell her i'm pregnant tonight. i think she might die if i say that tho.

 

[Nut Butter]

Then I would advise against it. It's never cool to risk killing yo' mum, even for the sake of a joke.

 

[minxnim]

i think the time i called her from college and said i was arrested for man1 was probably enough ... you're right.

 

[xfer]

tell her you got a face tattoo like mike tyson!

 

[minxnim]

she probably wouldn't be phased honestly by that.. after things i've done to my appearance in the past

 

[xfer]

tell her you got a face tattoo OF mike tyson

 

[minxnim]

ok that might just make her have me hospitalized. !
i was thinking i'd just call her and tell her my laptop came and i dropped it. ahahh

 

[minxnim]

every year since i was 10 my grandfather has called and said 'well kid... i killed your grandmother today with the cement shovel.....'

 

[xfer]

haha awesome.

my most memorable trick was a lame sugar-and-salt-switch thing that pretty much ruined my mother's fish dinner one year.

 

[minxnim]

haha that's much nicer than a dead grandmother joke

 

[avi]

I can never think of good pranks until after the fact

 

[lizard]

I'm with ya. they call em way-homers because you never think of them at the time, only when you're on your way home.

 

[xfer]

my best prank yesterday was telling my arch-conservative friend Paul, "Holy shit! I guess Bush didn't know he was still miked and they captured him saying, 'Well, seriously, fuck Iraq.' Dude, Kerry just won the election!!!" and Paul was like OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE! ARE YOU SERIOUS? OH MY GOD!

I kept the joke going for awhile and envisioned Kerry's crushing campaign commercial (show images of Bush looking sincere and being like "We are here to help the Iraqi people...we are liberators..." and then cut to him smirking and saying "Fuck Iraq") and Paul moaned about the nation's impending loss of Bush until finally the truth came out.

APRIL FOOL!

 

[ChromeLife]

A Girl at my ladyfriends work got pregnant from a drunken one night stand (and was going to get an abortion - ed), and decided it would be a good idea to tell one of their fundamentalist christian co-workers about it... so after the girl goes to the bathroom and cries for an hour, and there is all this mumbo jumbo... the girl says she is going to quit work, because she cant work with a hypocrite.. then the pregnant girl sends her a note that says APRIL FOOLS!!.. but it is actually totally true... sickest fucking thing ever.. I dont hit girls.. but I might just stomp one.

 

[TheNewChupe]

tell her you got a face tattoo OF mike tyson

actually, that's what came to mind the first time. like, mike tyson's face tatooed on preppy's face.

 

[minxnim]

i just think that'd take away from my other features