The worst sonic abomination... ever.jj

[Erik]

"HEAVY DANCE"


1. Livin' On A Prayer
2. Jump
3. The Trooper
4. Up Around The Bend
5. Aces High
6. You Give Love A Bad Name
7. We Rock
8. Thunderstruck
9. Lick It Up
10. You Shook Me All Night Long
11. Out In The Fields
12. Bark At The Moon
13. Ace Of Spades
14. We're Not Gonna Take It
15. The Final Countdown

Here, have a listen to "The Trooper."

http://algol.ath.cx/~lutz/tmp/03-heavydance-the_trooper-fml.mp3



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[NAD]

Hahahahahaha it even has that shitty been-in-every-techno-song-evAr snare "roll" intro!

I have The Final Countdown as a ringtone on my smell phone, I'll bet this version sounds the same.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

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*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAH


that sucks so much.

(sorry, a simple wouldn't suffice)

 

[lurch70]

i was expecting worse ... if they took the vocals out .. it would not be that band.
this has to originate from somewhere in Asia ... only they think of some wierd shit like this.

 

[Erik]

Actually, Finland, which accounts for the guy's funny accent. In "The Final Countdown", it sounds exactly like he sings "cuntdown."

Actually I was surprised that the solos were played at all, and that they were played as well as they were. It's still shit obviously, but they have had a not-too-incompetent guitarist at their disposal at least.

 

[Papa Josh]

I don't know what's worse, that or r&b/bubble gum pop singer Brandy sampling "The Clansman" from Iron Maiden's Virtual XI...

 

[JayKeeley]

I don't know what's worse, that or r&b/bubble gum pop singer Brandy sampling "The Clansman" from Iron Maiden's Virtual XI...

Yeah, or Steve Harris thinking Blaze could sing it in the first place.

*rubs hands together in glee*

 

[NAD]

The Cardigans doing Sabbath Bloody Sabbath kicked ass.