and dressed normally the rest of him. i wonder if he can see out of that thing of if he needs to be led to water.
there's a guy walking around with a horse's head on
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Do you like horses?
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Do you like horses?
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wasn't that a Greek myth?
i would search for an image, but i think it would be under "ass' head" and i don't think i would get proper results here at work.
i would search for an image, but i think it would be under "ass' head" and i don't think i would get proper results here at work.
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to mix my shakespearean msgs, and a bit of paraphraseation
"Cry Mia, and let slip the dogs of war!"
FLUTE
O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
never tire.
Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head
BOTTOM
If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
QUINCE
O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
masters! fly, masters! Help!
Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING
PUCK
I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:
Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
Exit
BOTTOM
Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to
make me afeard.
Re-enter SNOUT
SNOUT
O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?
BOTTOM
What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do you?
"Cry Mia, and let slip the dogs of war!"
FLUTE
O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
never tire.
Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head
BOTTOM
If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
QUINCE
O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
masters! fly, masters! Help!
Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING
PUCK
I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:
Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
Exit
BOTTOM
Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to
make me afeard.
Re-enter SNOUT
SNOUT
O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?
BOTTOM
What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do you?
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okay, i'm trying to figure out which myth it was...i wonder if i mixed it up with Midas, who got ass' EARS.
however, i found this, and must post it, for reasons which will become obvious when you read it:
""The pre-Vedic sacred king Ravana sported ten crowned human heads surmounted by one ass head, symbolizing the spirit of the ass god incarnate in ten kings; King of the Rakshasas [harmers], hideous demons and evil spirits." (Hindu Mythology)"
however, i found this, and must post it, for reasons which will become obvious when you read it:
""The pre-Vedic sacred king Ravana sported ten crowned human heads surmounted by one ass head, symbolizing the spirit of the ass god incarnate in ten kings; King of the Rakshasas [harmers], hideous demons and evil spirits." (Hindu Mythology)"
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man I know this is the only time UM has ever featured Shakespeare debate.
except for when ct_thrash on the nevermore board posted her photo of herself performing "alas poor Yorick, I knew him well" while addressing a coconut.
except for when ct_thrash on the nevermore board posted her photo of herself performing "alas poor Yorick, I knew him well" while addressing a coconut.
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okay. it's from "The Golden Ass" by Apuleius, and also possibly in Ovid's Metamorphoses, which is probably where i remembered it from!
