there's an office thief on the loose!

minxnim · May 28, 2004

people's spare change and tape dispensers are missing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizard · May 28, 2004

geez they've even stolen your image file!!!!

mindspell · May 28, 2004

I've never seen a red swingline in real life... I need one...

xfer · May 28, 2004

they didn't exist until after Office Space got popular, when people started calling Swingline and bugging them for one, so they finally made them!

deadair · May 28, 2004

so how did they get the first one?

paint it?

Nut Butter · May 28, 2004

With the blood of a thousand dwarven warriors.

FuSoYa · May 28, 2004

ITT: we make it cool to lust after office supplies

lizard · May 28, 2004

I knew I had worked in offices far too long when I started getting excited about new pens and clam clip dispensers.

minxnim · May 28, 2004

i know i'm not meant for an office because i've given away my stapler 4 different times without wincing.

avi · May 28, 2004

all I care about is making sure I have a nice pen at all times