These guys would make great wine tasters

[PeeWee1473]

http://www.anus.com/metal/immolation.html

Just LOOK at the fucking descriptions of metal bands on this website. It looks like mindless thesaurus babble at times. This link goes to a description of Immolation in which the writer actually uses the word 'cryptophalangonomicon.'

And this:
'Chording complements technical wandering and abstractly symmetrical leads in culmination of these long songs fit into a shorter space with a flash of power.'

WHAT?

 

[Kenneth R.]

anus are pseudo intellectual wankers

 

[Don Corleone]

anus.com is cult! you either love the guys there or hate them.

and i love them. they make me laugh!

 

[Pseud0]

haha same

i love reading those rambling reviews that attempt to describe albums in intricate detail but end up just sounding retarded

 

[Blaphbee]

What exactly are all of you doing, but complaining?

ANUS is actually doing something, instead of whining on an internet forum about a lack of ability to utilize a dictionary.

 

[PeeWee1473]

I was pretty much gonna say what Trey said. Since when does DOING something mean it's worth something? Well, fuck I'm gonna go dig at my head with rocks and then defend myself against people that say I shouldn't by saying, "At least I'm doing it and not COMPLAINING about it!"


Shut up.

 

[Don Corleone]

What exactly are all of you doing, but complaining?

ANUS is actually doing something, instead of whining on an internet forum about a lack of ability to utilize a dictionary.

im not complaining about anything, what the hell are you on about?

 

[gatedropper]

Drugs ar good!

 

[Heavenscent]

concur, concur...

 

[deliverance]

Drugs ar good!

i enjoy your sig, sir.

 

[Anarkissed]

I haven't bothered looking through that site so i don't know a thing about it but...

"the use of self-reflective and contorted sound eases transition between fertile bondings of verse and chorus and the evanescent, amorphous vocabulary of riffing which creates transition and tonal placement."
...i dont get it.

 

[Ermz]

Are they taking the piss? I find it hard to believe that anybody would knowingly be that pretentious and nonsensical.

 

[Botfly]

Man, reading the reviews is like hearing The Beatles on acid have a conversation!

 

[Arnold Layne]

Are they taking the piss? I find it hard to believe that anybody would knowingly be that pretentious and nonsensical.

Maynard James Keenan is.

 

[spigot]

It reminds me of that Friends episode(yeah... I've watched it ) where joey uses a thesarus to write a letter.

 

[Don Corleone]

Man, reading the reviews is like hearing The Beatles on acid have a conversation!