they kill us!

[futureteller]

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1949645.ece

 

[Captain Beard]

Just like farting cows.

or CARS.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

all they need is a good belly rub to settle their tummy's

 

[El Stormo]

If they bottled enough moose farts, maybe they could have enough force to make a rocket blast off?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, they'd sell it to college kids who'd dare each other to crack the jar and inhale.