Things I find reassuring

[Greg B.]

What reassures you as you go through each day?

-My doctor's office is in the Lizzie" building as in Lizzie "took an axe and gave her parents 40 whacks" Borden.
-When I got a loaner car to replace the one with shot steering, its suspension fell apart on the way out of the driveway.
-our "working" car's antilock braking system randomly kicks in while braking on dry, straight, roads at any speed.

 

[xfer]

-i live in the same city as a rapey male stalker and a different coast than a charming female stalker

 

[RealmArchitect]

My mothers boyfriend looks like the uni-bomber.

 

[Reanna]

-At my high school(which i just graduated from ^_^) the school-based probation officer looked just like John Allen Muhammed.

 

[Kitty Star]

-i live in the same city as a rapey male stalker and a different coast than a charming female stalker

I can move if it would suit you better.

 

[Greg B.]

-whenever I ejaculate, kittystar comes on AIM just afterwards

 

[Kitty Star]

Always late. The story of my life...

 

[NAD]

-root beer floats. Consumed my first in years just 3 days ago. Have since eradicated at least 8 more.

 

[xfer]

Kitty Star, I think the reality of the situation is that Greg B. is always EARLY.

 

[mindspell]

Please, someone, help me...

 

[Kitty Star]

Kitty Star, I think the reality of the situation is that Greg B. is always EARLY.

Don't they have pills you can take for that now?

 

[xfer]

also NUMBING CONDOMS.

 

[Kitty Star]

That just sounds uncomfortable.

 

[lizard]

and absolutely no fun.

 

[xfer]

i think it sounds a-comfortable.

 

[azal]

I tried those endurance condoms once. I had to close my eyes and visualize a thinner condom in order to nut.
It took like 2 hours of porn style humping too. Never again. I'm too out of shape for that kind of shit.

 

[Kitty Star]

It took like 2 hours of porn style humping too.

Now THAT sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Baliset]

what's a condom?

 

[azal]

her mouth if you're lucky.

 

[Kitty Star]

Not something you should count on unless you're Alex.