things that seem normal until someone else sees / hears it

[azal]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126213

 

[minxnim]

i don't get it?

 

[azal]

i started humming that nickelback song after your last post. :/

 

[minxnim]

oh. i dont even know who nickelback is so i got confused.

 

[lizard]

I only know them by sight, mostly because this chad kroeger dude thinks he's metal as fuck. witness the "guitar as phallic symbol" from guitarplayer.

 

[minxnim]

here's another lovely one:

- my best friend (left nameless to protect his social status) has a brother i'll name jay. jay had two kids with his girlfriend michelle when she was 14 and 15. when jay was 17 he found out that michelle's two cousins were fucking her, so he beat one to death with a bat and stabbed the other one and went to prison. now he's out. i'm going to a party at his house on monday night.

 

[lizard]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yikes! be careful, if you see any bats in the house, hide them.

 

[avi]

ACK! I simply cannot wrap my head around that. My childhood was SO different.

 

[minxnim]

see the thing is, i'm not scared of him at all. he's really nice. he just doesn't like incest i guess. strangely.