This board has become a haven for sin and decadence!

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It's true.

 

[Unregistered324]

'yer mum' sagte egj.

'no yuo' sagte lizard.

 

[Malergion]

Define "sin" and "decadence", please. My fingers are waiting to blaspheme.

 

[Unregistered324]

my mum considers strawberries and cream decadent, so by that standard this place has no hope so you might as well all kill yourselves.

 

[Metal head87]

This is an outrage! It makes masturbation and wiping my ass with a bible feel less enjoyable!

 

[Malergion]

Don't pull so hard.

 

[Metal head87]

Yes, slow and steady wins the race

 

[Calamitas1786]

When it comes to masterbation, everyone's a winner.

 

[Malergion]

Except those that get hit in the eye.

 

[Metal head87]

When it comes to masterbation, everyone's a wiener.

fixed!

 

[Calamitas1786]

They win too, just ........something different....

 

[Metal head87]

Except those that get hit in the eye.

That is what your parents meant when they said it will make you go blind.

 

[Malergion]

Actually mine said "Just don't get it all over."

 

[Anvil]

Mine said, "Just don't get it on your sister."

 

[Calamitas1786]

They've always told my sister not to get any on me.

 

[Malergion]

And there's the decadence. DING DING DING!

 

[Calamitas1786]

God Bless!!

 

[Metal head87]

Mine said, "Just don't get it on your sister."

In Arkansas, they tell their sons not to get any in their sisters









till they're old enough to walk

 

[Lunar Still]

In Arkansas, they tell their sons not to get any in their sisters









till they're old enough to walk

lolz and there's no one here from Arkansas to refute you, so we can just assume it's true!

 

[EricT]

I'm sure Jeremy would confirm that as -FACT-.