This Guy is My Newest Hero...

in the pantheon of famous heroes of mine...

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500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam

Investigators said George Jolicoeur, 33, would visit fast-food businesses and order food.

A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.

Jolicoeur would then call or visit the restaurants posing as a police officer or a firefighter and ask for a refund because there was a hair in his food, according to the report.

"He would come back and say, 'Oh, there is something wrong with it,'" Seminole County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Olson said. "There was a hair in my shake or there was a hair in my tacos. And, then he wants his money back."

Jolicoeur was captured after he went to a Steak N' Shake restaurant near Oviedo and Taco Bell in Central Florida and allegedly tried to get money back for the food he ordered.

Local 6 News reported that Jolicoeur has been arrested more than 24 times on charges of burglary, drugs and domestic problems, Local 6 News reported.

"Jolicoeur's rap sheet is as thick as a book," Local 6 reporter Chris Trenkmann said. "When he was first checked into the jail in 1991, he weighed 360 pounds. This morning, the jail weighed him at 500 pounds."

Police in Sanford, Fla., and other cities are investigating the possibility that Jolicoeur was scamming area restaurants, Trenkmann said.

He remains in the Seminole County Jail facing several charges.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

Copyright 2006
 
Remember those magazines where you had to stretch out the pages or something to make a proper image? It was on The Simpsons and they had a magtazine with the dollar bill. If I was fat I would definitely make some type of art on me belly.
 
I knew I had seen that dude before!

Either way, "makeshift vagina" makes this thread totally worth it. High five, I like!
 
Reign in Acai said:
:lol: Your best post yet!
one day I hope to have all great posts:)

I guess people would feel bad locking him up because he's just a poor old lardy man, but we get the benefits of not having to see him anymore
 
His head looks like a huge fucking egg.

You would think they would have caught him faster. I mean, a 500 pound guy isn't something you see everyday.

"There goes George again! Him and his crazy get fat, fast schemes!"

Trylakos said:
he has so much cushion, people will probably fuck ON him:ill: and I wonder if people will use makeshift vagina's out of his belly button

That is hilarious.
 
lizard ... I swear I saw a chick the other day with a Pink Taco / Las Vegas Tee on ... I nealry burst out laughing ... and than I thought of you :loco: