this is bullshit

[Baliset]

these are probably the dumbest fortunes i have gotten out of a fortune cookie before:

 

[FalseTodd]

you are really going to have to type those out because i just went legally blind

and yes i am currently installing text-to-speech software

 

[Baliset]

i'll legally blind you

 

[FalseTodd]

you already did

 

[avi]

uh, burn?

 

[FalseTodd]

OK here's my interpretation:

"Your stardust will appreciate Key's Federal Stafford Levine Borrower Benefits"

"Choosing Key is a five minute move for Efferdent"

"Put Key Bank on your preferred brochure ital and carvor the benettet"

 

[avi]

I thought the 2nd one said somethign about Chroma Key

 

[Josh Seipp]

ahahahaha man work-related fortune cookies? fuck those guys.

 

[Josh Seipp]

"Your students will appreciate Key's Federal Stafford Loans Borrower Benefits"

"Choosing Key is a fortunate move for students"

"Put Key Bank on your preferred lender list and savor the benefits"

 

[Baliset]

thank you josh.

 

[Baliset]

i'm working with a cameraphone here people.

 

[FalseTodd]

c'mon I liked "5 minute move for Efferdent"

 

[NAD]

 

[FalseTodd]

hahahahah

 

[Josh Seipp]

yeah Sam's are MUCH better