This is definitly a 2-teabag morning

[VangelicSurgeon]

no sex jokes

 

[minxnim]

i am drinking ginseng tea. i already promised myself that i was allowed to drink a diet soda today. i am BEAT dude. literally and figuratively.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

this is an artistic interpretation of my brain's current status.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I had waffles at 8 and I'm hungry again.

 

[avi]

now that the little puppy is gone, my morning was stress free!

 

[minxnim]

i had like, an apple for breakfast. APPETITE OF A KING OFFICIALLY GONE. now everything is grossing me out!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OMG I'm totally ordering a pizza. so hungry!!

 

[minxnim]

morning pizza! breakfast pizza!

 

[xfer]

anne must be so proud of her li'l eatin' man!

 

[deadair]

her little fat slob you mean... dood is all, what is it... 150 lbs. now?

you pig

 

[xfer]

josh looks healthier, seriously!

 

[minxnim]

a buck fitty?!?! holy crap.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

NO! 140.

 

[xfer]

And it all went straight to his ass!

 

[avi]

a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!

 

[minxnim]

weight watchers!

 

[xfer]

We are totally giving Josh an eating disorder right now.