this is gold... just the picture alone

[deadair]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3928/lapd_discovers.html

 

[lizard]

oooooo that's up to their usual standard.

here's a pretty good site:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/toplesscarwashdoc/othernews.html

 

[chupe666]

man, everything the onion used to print was stellar. i haven't read anything on this issue that has made me laugh once (yet).

 

[xfer]

"Boy, the Iraqis better develop a fun pop culture with cute cartoon animals and grown women in schoolgirl uniforms, or this will be a complete waste."