This is just classic!!!!

Astounding! I nearly fell off my chair with that one, the Onion simply rules.

The SMC has experienced deep ideological rifts in the past that have affected its ability to make strong decisions, most notably during the lengthy trial and eventual sentencing of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, who was indicted in 2004 on charges of cutting his hair, pussing out on Napster, and contributing to the original motion-picture soundtrack of Mission: Impossible 2.

Have to love these guys:Smokedev:
 
That was great. Plan on sharing that one. Funny thing is that it is kinda true. The horns are very common place today and seldom have anything to do with metal. How did this all start?
 
oh god speaking of disgracing, I was browsing through myspace profiles, and this chick had her main pic as her giving the horns, so I decided to check it out, and her profile was decked in in nothing but LINKING PARK:erk: It was a sad day indeed