this is just really hot!!!

[Dick Sirloin]

I still say Vagitron 4000.

Why can't we have multiple orgasms? The best I can do is beat off two times in a row and even that is pretty "hard" to do. I did do five in one day though. I think that Sports Illustrated show was on. The Swimsuit special, that is. I didn't beat off to Terrell Owens or anything (okay... maybe once.)

 

[NAD]

my friend on the other hand claims that men cannot last more than 5 minutes ... he drives a big Ram Pickup

haha.

generally speaking i'm pretty nice to chicks, and sex is no different. to me it's pretty easy to please a woman, all you have to do is PAY ATTENTION and figure out what she likes.

edit: ummm, maybe i shouldn't say "pretty easy" because it can take some work, but it's hardly impossible like some people think.

 

[lurch70]

haha.

generally speaking i'm pretty nice to chicks, and sex is no different. to me it's pretty easy to please a woman, all you have to do is PAY ATTENTION and figure out what she likes.

and this brings us back full circle in an RC type of wird way to the Maren ... and how we cannot figure her out thread.

 

[NAD]

and this brings us back full circle in an RC type of wird way to the Maren ... and how we cannot figure her out thread.

hahaha very true.

sex is easier than the psychological aspect of women, because once you get them in a compromising position (naked and willing) you can do what it takes, or at least attempt it. getting inside a woman's head is more difficult.

 

[lurch70]

true ... but to get an intelligent woman into bed, might require you to get into her head first ... unless you are just hung liek Seabiscuit

but from my experience in order to get a woman you want is pretend not to care in the beginning ... it's like the ultimate afrodishiac ... it seems to work like magic ... they all hate to be ignored.

 

[NAD]

oh yeah, i'm not saying i can easily get a chick naked and willing, just once i actually do, the hard part is long over.

 

[lurch70]

isn't the best feeling in the world EVER ... that 2 second feeling when you know ... you just know ... that you will get laid.

 

[NAD]

isn't the best feeling in the world EVER ... that 2 second feeling when you know ... you just know ... that you will get laid.

hahaha yeah but as soon as i get that feeling i tell it to shut up in order to avoid the 30 Second Accident.

i'm man enough to admit that it's happened to me two times. but i'm still batting like a .985!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

unless you are just hung liek Seabiscuit

x a million

 

[lurch70]

hahaha .. never happened to me ....
but I am talking more about when you are still outside ... on the date itself ... new chick .. and something is said ... and you get this rush of like

 

[NAD]

haha oh okay. i actually get that feeling when i know i'll be touching boobies later though, haha.

. fucking ACE picture btw.

 

[Erik]

I remember a certain lanky fellow in 80s thrash apparel with a mane like Sideshow Bob. Who was that?

pyrus

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Oh yeah. Him too!

(I was actually referring to a pic of Lurch he posted from back in the 80s... it was the win.)

 

[lurch70]

oh yeah .. that skinny dude put on like 60 lbs.

 

[Erik]

pyrus' jewfro is almost exactly like sideshow bob's tho and he does wear denim vest and bullet belt so ya

 

[NAD]

my nickname was sideshow bob in high school due to big fro.

 

[Nico]

My nickname was Afro-Bat. WTF?

 

[neal]

afro-bat is totally awesome.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Nico]

afro-bat is totally awesome.

When I shaved my head, people took to calling me Batman.