this morning, one of these was on my pillow

[minxnim]

right next to my face when i woke up.

 

[Nut Butter]

udfaghaer!! I would've taken that as a sign not to participate in life today.

 

[xfer]

i thought this was going to be a kitty picture thread

 

[minxnim]

i wish

 

[azal]

What's the worst part about finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?

Realizing you were drunk last night and fucked it.

 

[Greg B.]

I woke up with one of these purring loudly and trying to ram its head into my mouth

 

[Greg B.]

Shortly afterwards, I got another visitor.

 

[Greg B.]

They proceeded to wrestle on top of my feet.

 

[avi]

I got barked awake by a pack of hungry dogs. same as most mornings.

 

[Greg B.]

So I've been up about 5x as long as I wanted to be thus far but for all the right reasons

 

[xfer]

i woke up to this kitty pushing her nose into my eye socket!

 

[goatschool]

quorthon

 

[avi]

quorthon is dead.

 

[xfer]

imagine a rotting Quorthon
shopping for fresh fruit.

 

[Greg B.]

random "symbolic" photo mourning his passing:

 

[minxnim]

this thread has become a doozie.

 

[minxnim]

i guess i could ask the doozers to fix it.

 

[azal]

I used to have a theory that Uncle Travelling Matt was gay.

It was quite an intricate theory, but I've forgotten most of the important details of it.

 

[minxnim]

how could you forget something that important? think think think.

 

[xfer]

ummmmm what did Uncle Travelling Matt have below his nose and above his lip?

it wasn't someone else's nut-sack, but it was close.