this morning, one of these was on my pillow

[minxnim]

i'm taking this thread full circle for a second. this is the face of the bug i saw this morning, magnified:

 

[0sm0se]

At least y'all woke up in beds with pillows and sheets.

Decided it was a good idea to finish off the Jack Daniels (3/4 of a bottle) leftover from the night I found out my conniving, manipulative bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend, and wound up waking up freezing cold and having no idea why. It was because I was lying on the floor in my bathroom and having no recollection of how I got there or what I did last night. I did convince a bunch of girls that humanity is a doomed species, so I suppose that must have been fun.

 

[goatschool]

hi

 

[minxnim]

hi

 

[Reanna]

I want a kitty

 

[azal]

I'm allergic to cats.

 

[Reanna]

If I get a cat dad says it has to live in the barn, and thats no fun. We have cats over there but I don't go there. They are all dirty anyway. But my boyfriend has three cats and I love them!!!

 

[xfer]

he looks like a Republican.

 

[Reanna]

who's a republican. the cat?

 

[xfer]

"We're gunna git the folks who did this."

 

[lizard]

I'm allergic to cats.

and you're also allergic to muslims.

 

[Greg B.]

this is how martha reacts to seeing bugs

 

[lizard]

Serbs LOVE cats.

 

[xfer]

i bet his hand is bandaged from being mauled by tiger cubs!

 

[azal]

<3 that pic.