Thrashing like a Maniac tour

As much as that tour sucks, the new "Thrash and Burn Tour" is amplitudes worse. That tour is supposed to "showcase a diverse mix of underground metal bands who draw from decades of thrash". The bands include Darkest Hour, Parkway Drive, Misery Signals, Arsis, Winds Of Plague, After The Burial... you get the point. This is thrash-mockery.