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yeah so this guy comes in to the bar and i am like wtf!? you fuckin gay emo cunt! he`s like what the hell! i pick upp my axe and plays this cool solo so his head exploded ..then i said..man ..you look stupid without a head..then everybody drinks beer and have a great time..
 
BastardOfBodom said:
yeah so this guy comes in to the bar and i am like wtf!? you fuckin gay emo cunt! he`s like what the hell! i pick upp my axe and plays this cool solo so his head exploded ..then i said..man ..you look stupid without a head..then everybody drinks beer and have a great time..

best joke ever :mad:
 
okay, so i am sitting in my room and i hear this little emo guy with a korn cap and a cob shirt on and an inverted cross as a necklence ..so i scream at him..you fuckin faggot die pls! and hes like w00t!!1+10? so i say to myself..thats enough..so i take an bc rich guitar and trhow it thru his head..and he`s like ÅMg plzz0rz!10? help mi..!1 i just laugh and then i played some games