Today I'm going to...

[Windom Pearl]

[Give an urine sample.]

 

[nevershine]

Hope you haven't smoked pot lately.

 

[Downfall]

I'm not as concerned with the pot than with crack...
I gave one when I signed my work-contract, but they said it was good. so, what do you know...

 

[Windom Pearl]

Nearly threw up when the blood sample was taken. Hell yes.

 

[Russell]

Hmmm, we have huge bottles of urine lying around here (I work in a biochemistry department ) We get some of the strangest colours

 

[Evil Guardian]

What is this Thread about?

 

[Windom Pearl]

It's about giving urine and blood samples.

Now all we need is sperm.

 

[nevershine]

I'll give you sperm!

 

[|ngenius]

I don't have huge bottles of urine, nor little ones. STOP. I don't need to, anyway. STOP. My contribution to this thread about samples can be this one:

 

[lumitalvi]

Urine Junkies.

 

[Yetti]

how do you pee different colors. i only pee yellow or clear. i can puke many different colors though.

 

[Russell]

how do you pee different colors. i only pee yellow or clear. i can puke many different colors though.

But there are some conditions that cause different colours - eg. haemophilia, I believe makes urine purple, urinary tract infections make it red

 

[Windom Pearl]

Purple urine

Russell, how's the interview doin? Most likely you've sent it ages ago and I just haven't got it...

 

[Rusty]

Nah, never doubt the laziness of the man, it's still probably in first-draft form.

 

[Windom Pearl]

Could be
But I urge an interview, it's been boring at work and it's even more boring at home. And no one wants to interview us

 

[Russell]

Purple urine

Russell, how's the interview doin? Most likely you've sent it ages ago and I just haven't got it...

Shit, sorry, I've spent the last two weekends catching up on my reviews (got over 30 done!), and I've only got a few of the questions done..

But I'll try and get them off to Sarah this evening, I thought of loads of rather cool questions the other day when I couldn't sleep having just watched Almost Famous

Even if I don't have as many as I'd like this time, I asked Sarah if we could do two rounds, and she said that was cool

 

[Russell]

Nah, never doubt the laziness of the man, it's still probably in first-draft form.

Cunt! Some of us work six days a week!

 

[Windom Pearl]

Even if I don't have as many as I'd like this time, I asked Sarah if we could do two rounds, and she said that was cool

Rightio! We really don't overemploy her at the moment

 

[Downfall]

But I'll try and get them off to Sarah this evening, I thought of loads of rather cool questions the other day when I couldn't sleep having just watched Almost Famous

a dictionary for all rock-journalists...

 

[Rusty]

Cunt! Some of us work six days a week!

And whose fault is that??