today is like a wasteland of bad ideas and post-full-moon weirdness

[minxnim]

no one is here at work today. it's me, and two other people.

the 'gay' volunteer just said 'oh i'm not really gay i'm bi!' giving all sorts of bad slants to his past comments about my butt.


i am planning on going camping with two people from work and another guy that used to work here, and one of their girlfriends. this is happening in june. it's gone from a 3 day hike to like, a 3 day affair of bad drugs, kayaking, and motorcross (i even have a cool motorcross shirt) but anyway, everyone at work looks at me weird now like 'whoa she's going into the woods with those weirdos.'.

i am really sketched out by the emoticon of the jaw dropping thing.

 

[avi]

your coworkers are like 1000x more interesting than mine. I work with 2 ex-sorority girls, an ex-military man, and nerds. Not to people I want to hang out with outside of work.

 

[minxnim]

the downside of my interesting coworkers is that they all usually have 'issues' and there are at least 2 crying fits a week and severe cattiness and also, lots of gay porn visible.

 

[minxnim]

this board is dead too. no fair!

anyway. now my boss is at court even though she's sick. so she's emailing me from her palm pilot thingie asking me to write and send her poems.

i'm bored.

 

[azal]

do all the gay guys work there "just in case?"

 

[minxnim]

no.

no they don't.

 

[minxnim]

otherwise you'd be here. i mean.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ok I just finished up most of my work. now I can post.

 

[azal]

i was just trying to move the board, but then I realized that it's futile without xfer here to perpetuate my bigotry.

 

[minxnim]

i am sitting here intermittently reading this month's 'vogue' (ironic i know) and wondering what the hell to do......

 

[azal]

otherwise you'd be here. i mean.

are you saying that I'm gay, for that I have aids? or both?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

vogue magazine is one of the biggest wastes of tree I've ever seen. Except for maybe Modern Bride.

What the hell, how can they come up with new stuff to print every month?

But come on Vogue. You are 76647638 pages long and I could fit all your articles in a 3x5 index card.

 

[azal]

it's an expensive, classy spank mag dude.

 

[avi]

I am finishing up my daily Scandinavian web-troll and then I just need to put together my weekly newsletter and I'll be ready to post up a storm.

Just as soon as the east coast goes to lunch.

 

[azal]

yeah I'm probably leaving soon, because there's nothing to do here at the paper, so I might as well go to the machine shop and make some minimum wage.

 

[minxnim]

are you saying that I'm gay, for that I have aids? or both?

 

[minxnim]

this client gave me a copy of vogue yesterday. i was like, ummm thanks.
there are a few longish articles in it. but it's like 99% ads.

 

[azal]

:hotjump:

 

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

one of the few people in my office is listening to tori amos.


blech.