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actually, i was noticing how the laxative chocolate thread was similar to this one in that not only is the molasses rather chocolate-looking, but i have gone to the restroom several times today- partly to avoid doing other things.
 
http://www.ced.appstate.edu/projects/partnership/beech/traditions/molasses/molassesmake.htm
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/literary/505/personal/molasses.htm

i tried to find a recipe, but unfortunately making molasses is an involved process.


however, i will post some molasses-containing recipes!

[font=Courier New, Courier, mono]Molasses Cookies [/font]

Ingredients:
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/2 cup molasses
5 teaspoons baking soda
2 1/2 cups flour
2 1/2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
2 1/2 cups oatmeal
3/4 cup butter
3/4 cup shortening
2 eggs
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[font=Courier New, Courier, mono]Directions:[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Heat molasses in microwave or on the stove. Stir in baking soda. Set aside. Note: the baking soda makes it puff up, so heat in a larger bowl.
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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mix flour, sugar, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg and oatmeal in a large bowl. Cut in butter and shortening until crumbly. Stir in molasses. Add unbeaten eggs. Mix well.
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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Roll in balls. Arrange on ungreased cookie sheet 2 inches apart. Bake at 350 degrees F. for 10 to 15 minutes.[/font]
 
my neighbor when i was like 7 used to make these ginger molasses cookies that was SO FUCKING GOOD omg.
the only other thing i remember about her was that her name was virginia and that she had this weird spirally metal design on her front screen door.