today is the day of my presentation!

[goatschool]

they're all in there like

"OMG ALEX IS SOOO HOT"

i still don't understand the strategic planning stuff going on here, i mean it's a library for christ's sake, not a war room, but explain, please, the story of your fingernails and their (apparent) length?

 

[lizard]

yeah, the more you do it, the more at ease you are.

 

[xfer]

well, i don't think i have a problem with public speaking in general...just when i'm in front of an unfamiliar crowd talking about shit i don't understand.

my plan for high school is to work super-hard and become in-and-out familiar with the material before the first day of class so i can just throw off responses like that *snap*.

 

[xfer]

here is the "strategic planning" nonsense:

http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/ulib/staff/stratplan/strategicplanning.html

 

[goatschool]

i can totally picture the scene:

(sound of door thunking shut)

library supervisor #1 steps back, hands behind, spine pressed against door. looks straight ahead at library supervisor #2, seated at conference table.

their eyes meet.

#1 rolls eyes, releases a massive huff of breath, and utters "Driver." their eyes meet again.

#2, dreamily: "yeah."

#1, biting lower lip: "what... are we gonna do about that one?"

#2, arms and legs crossed: "maek out and pretend we're him for each other"

#1: "mmm hmmm, yeppers, that's the dealie sigh sigh sigh"

and on and on

 

[xfer]

nick, i have to WORK with these people in the future, you realise?

 

[goatschool]

they got it goin on in there, you know that.

plus, you aren't working there forever, i don't think.

 

[xfer]

this thread is like all support and then suddenly the bottom falls out. like really cheap hosiery.

 

[goatschool]

you know you have this board's 100% support, as do we all (know this), so why continue talking about it when the topic of hot brasilian librarians slips through our fingers?

 

[xfer]

nick she's a 60 year old WASP.

 

[goatschool]