Today

[chupe666]

i will drink an entire liter of Black Cherry Sparkling Flavored Beverage.

more on this story as it develops.

 

[FuSoYa]

try not to pee!

 

[chupe666]

our man from the field will notify us of any such travesties.

 

[chupe666]

In a surprise turn of events today, Black Cherry Sparkling Flavored Beverage tossed his hat into the proverbial ring. He will begin campaigning for the office of Mayor of Flavorville, where he has lived for over 2 days. Others running for the office of Mayor include Bartlett Pear, Hi-Liter Pen, and the Reverend Jesse Jackson.