salmon soda

lurch70

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Salmon-flavored soda, anyone?
Jones Soda adds a Pacific Northwest twist to its Thanksgiving flavors, and it smells fishy.
November 15, 2005: 7:45 AM EST
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Other unusual sodas include turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie.





SEATTLE (Reuters) - For beverage connoisseurs tired of turkey-and-gravy or green-beans-and-casserole-flavored sodas, there's a new choice being offered this year by specialty U.S. soda manufacturer Jones Soda Co.: salmon.
Jones Soda, the Seattle company that scored a hit during the last two holiday seasons with its turkey-and-gravy-flavored sodas, said it is offering the orange-hued fish-flavored drink this year in a nod to the Pacific Northwest's salmon catch.
"When you smell it, it's got that smoked salmon aroma," said Peter van Stolk, chief executive of Jones Soda.
The artificially flavored salmon soda will be offered as part of a $13 "regional holiday pack" that also includes other unusual sodas such as turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie.
While those bottles will be offered locally, Jones Soda is also selling its similarly-priced "holiday pack" of turkey and gravy, wild herb stuffing, brussels sprouts, cranberry and pumpkin pie sodas across the country.
Thanksgiving, a U.S. holiday that falls on the fourth Thursday of November, typically features a dinner with turkey, gravy and other condiments.
Van Stolk, who built his Seattle-based soda company by selling traditional sodas as well as exotic flavors such as green apple, bubble gum and crushed melon, said that "the most important thing (about Jones Soda) is that we can laugh at ourselves."
 
yeah I saw the thanksgiving flavor pack at Target, the colors of those sodas were nasty.

never had a jones soda, and I never will.

I remember seeing something on the news last year after another one of their holiday batches. Pea Soup or something. The guy doing the news report drank it, then promptly spit it out and said BLECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*



*embellished for sake of story telling purposes
 
I know from experience that Salmon chocolate chip cookies are not a good thing

I can only imagine the disgust I'd feel from washing those down with Salmon Soda


(but mark my words, ONE DAY I shall make a salmon cheese cake)
 
the reason they put out these shit flavors is because they know people will buy them, even though they assuredly taste like complete ass, and everyone is well aware of this.

but once you drink a jones soda, you're hooked, and you'll end up buying turkey giblet + extra gizzards soda just because it's FUCKIN' JONES SODA, MAN

no thanks.
 
DRINK THEM SHITZ GOD DAMMIT.

they have good shitz. cherry soda is good, cream soda yes, root beer mmm-mmm, etc.