Told this girl today I had feelings for her....

[Chryst Krispies]

...and it went over like a fart in church.

Ha. God I love that expression. but ha
Actually didn't go as bad as that sounds, I kinda just wanted to use that expression haha.


EDIT

HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

I also have to see a doc cause it hurts to walk, and my vision is getting worse! Oh yea, I also got fired! HA

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Good luck dude.

Women are strange creatures.

 

[ratsapprentice]

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to use that expression?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Hhaha
I use it all the time, but I thought it was extra fitting for the situation. I meant to add in the OP a nice "HOW WAS YOUR DAY FELLAS?"

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

Was she Greek?

 

[iHate]

Weird, I was thinking a lot about this kind of situation last night, wanting to tell someone how I've felt for so long. But I didn't think it was ever a good thing to say to a girl, doesn't it just fuck it all up beyond repair?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Naw I'm still fine.
My problem is more the distance.

I'm more upset about how FUCKING painful it is to walk at the moment.

 

[grywolf627]

Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld where George told a girl "I Love You"....and nothing. "It was left hanging out there like a giant matza ball." Or am I just making that up?

 

[Skinny Viking]

I was gonna finally confess my feelings to a chick the other day ...

I asked my wife for some advise, you know, from a woman's perspective ...

went over like a fart in church

Fuck YEAH! *punches the air*

 

[PhilTheBeard]

Damn dude hope your ok bro. Maybe your killing it to hard in the gym

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld where George told a girl "I Love You"....and nothing. "It was left hanging out there like a giant matza ball." Or am I just making that up?

Yeah hahah

"That's quite a big matza ball"

I fucked up the long bones in my foot...probably from seriously heavy squatting. I need orthotics. Same thing happened to my brother once he got over 500lbs on his back haha.

 

[grywolf627]

What's going on with the pain from walking? Legs? Feet? Something else?

 

[|Thanatos]

I was gonna finally confess my feelings to a chick the other day ...

I asked my wife for some advise, you know, from a woman's perspective ...

went over like a fart in church

Fuck YEAH! *punches the air*

http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/dude-wait-what.jpg

 

[Chryst Krispies]

What's going on with the pain from walking? Legs? Feet? Something else?

Bony prominences fucking up my shit. Need orthotics methinks.

 

[Skinny Viking]

http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/dude-wait-what.jpg

I just wanted a reason to use the same expression Krispy used ... which was funny cause he was just looking for a reason to use it too

sorry, I've had a LOT of coffee today

 

[grywolf627]

I was gonna finally confess my feelings to a chick the other day ...

I asked my wife for some advise, you know, from a woman's perspective ...

went over like a fart in church

Fuck YEAH! *punches the air*

 

[guitarguru777]

Does she swallow?

Edit:
If so you can stop masturbating on your leg and cure all your issues

 

[Nuno Filipe]

Does she swallow?

straight to the point

 

[KeithReyn]

FEELINGS? Oh fuck .......Liberace called... he says "Hi".

Just kidding dude. I hads ta do it.

 

[reg3n]

I was gonna finally confess my feelings to a chick the other day ...

I asked my wife for some advise, you know, from a woman's perspective ...

went over like a fart in church

Fuck YEAH! *punches the air*

hahaha awesome