Tom´s alter ego?

[U[Sic]M]

I picked this up from a chat transcript with Dan Swanö from the Appropriate Apocalypse-forum. I thought that someone might get a kick out of it.

Moderator- FROM TOM OF EVERGREY: Hi dan I have heard a projekt of your that really have inspired us in evergrey in our songwriting and I am no to sure if that many people have heard it .. it features you on REALLY Highpitched Vox and I think someone from Opeth is invlolved as well could you please tell us about that ... : )

hello tom....steel is the name of that project!! It'sme on vocals and mike and pete of opeth on git/bas and their old drummer Anders is Dave Holland!! There is a 7" pictures disc with HEAVY METAL MACHINE and ROCK TONITE..then there is the XXXrated ballad that only a few chosen one have heard (poor them..TNT who???)

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

I knew it, I just KNEW it! You know WHY I posted that very unfunny joke at the other thread? It was to see if you would show up if I enter a new forum. And two days later, VOILA, there you are! Why am I not surprised? You're following me around like a bitch! And the sad thing is you try to make your post on topic as to conceal the fact that the only reason you're here is because I was here.

Anyway, let's not post junk here, this forum is too small and therefore much too fragile. I could ruin this one with just 5 posts, and that would be unfair. So I'm out of here, tata!

 

[U[Sic]M]

This is bullshit. You posted that unfunny joke because you thought it was extremely funny and hilarious. You posted it NOT to see if I would eventually arrive at this forum, but because you wanted me to come to this forum and mock you for the unbelievably unfunnyness which the joke exhibited. You see? Do you SEE? Of course, smart guy that I am, I saw through your plan and decided not to post a reply because that would have been just what you wanted (and besides, it was a very miserable post which you had made, not deserving of my reply).

 

[Oaklain]

You guys need help.