you just got this image on my head
of this big group of soldiers on a big attack, something like D-Day, but on a scenario like old medieval wars (something like Saving Pvt Ryan meets braveheart)
when the big old general screams "LIVE LONG AND MASTURBATE!"
so they all start screaming in battlecry and running towards the enemy, while one of them is wearing only a kilt, running like crazy and masturbating furiously towards the middle of the fight.
That one looked just like you.
(don't wanna lose inspiration for wet dreams
)