Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time

[hiddenlegions]

Off Topic Post, but still hillarious


http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

 

[desert_demon]

HOLY CRAP!! I almost burst a gut laughing!! That's a great link. It always amazes me how black metal bands are always bending over backwards to be "evil" but most of the time end up looking utterly ridiculous. With the exception of Kiss, the only ones that can use makeup and not look like dolts are King Diamond and Rob Zombie, neither of whom are Black Metal.
That makes me wonder, does Eric Peterson of Testament wear makeup in his side-project band Dragonlord, who are supposedly black metal?

 

[Steiner]

I actually thought the shot of Old Man's Child was decent...but yeah...black metal can be over the top so easily it's not even funny.

BTW...Dragonlord isn't BM in my opinion. I'd call it thrashy DM w/keyboards maybe.

 

[hiddenlegions]

That makes me wonder, does Eric Peterson of Testament wear makeup in his side-project band Dragonlord, who are supposedly black metal?

The times I've seen them, they havn't worn the corpse-paint.

But they did at that Seattle Metal Fest. There are pics of them on their website with the paint on.

 

[hiddenlegions]

BTW...Dragonlord isn't BM in my opinion. I'd call it thrashy DM w/keyboards maybe.

I agree. They aren't full-blown BM. Good call , Thrash Metal, with a melodic Keyboard twist. Dragonlord kicks ass.

 

[I Don't Die]

hahahahahahahahaha :lmao: :lmao: thats awesome

 

[one man]

Well, as long as those bands do it for fun (like DL, I believe), there's nothing wrong with that. Too bad 90% of them are dead serious about it and that's ludicrous.
Anyhow, very entertaining photos, HL. Thanks for posting them

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Eh, the joke's been made many times before. There were some interesting captions, but "black metallers look retarded" is really nothing new.

I wish I had some pictures of Galaxy Chamber. Now THAT is a gay-looking band. Sweet Jesus.