Top 5 Presidents of America

Oblivious Maximus

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From the 1700's to the present, who do you think are the top 5 Presidents of America. This is my list, and I based it on what they did for America, and how they left (and will) leave their mark on history:

1. George Washington - The first president of the United States, Washington also lead the colonial forces who defeated the British to gain America's independence. I'm a huge admiror of Washington, and the quote in my sig proves it. He was a great leader, and set the startard for what a President of the United States should be.

2. Abe Lincon - Lincon is a given here. The man stood strong during one of America's most fearful times. America was divided, and both sidies had good arguments, but Lincon was couragous, and stood his ground.

3. Franklin D. Roosevelt - FDR, one of the bravest democtats around. This guy lead America during WWII, was not affraid to kick the shit out of the japs after they bombed Peral Harbor, and left a great mark on history.

4. Ronald Reagen - Reagen was a very brave leader, who stood strong and proved he was not scarred to confront the commies.

5. George W. Bush - a very controversial choice, I know, but this is my opinion. During his time in office, Bush united America (for a breif time albiet) after 9/11, confronted the Taliban in Afghanastain, and got Saddam Hussien out of power. Bush is perhaps the most hated Preisdent in history, but hopefully people will smarted up, and finally see the great things he's doing.
 
Oblivious Maximus said:
From the 1700's to the present, who do you think are the top 5 Presidents of America. This is my list, and I based it on what they did for America, and how they left (and will) leave their mark on history:

1. George Washington - The first president of the United States, Washington also lead the colonial forces who defeated the British to gain America's independence. I'm a huge admiror of Washington, and the quote in my sig proves it. He was a great leader, and set the startard for what a President of the United States should be.

2. Abe Lincon - Lincon is a given here. The man stood strong during one of America's most fearful times. America was divided, and both sidies had good arguments, but Lincon was couragous, and stood his ground.

3. Franklin D. Roosevelt - FDR, one of the bravest democtats around. This guy lead America during WWII, was not affraid to kick the shit out of the japs after they bombed Peral Harbor, and left a great mark on history.

4. Ronald Reagen - Reagen was a very brave leader, who stood strong and proved he was not scarred to confront the commies.

5. George W. Bush - a very controversial choice, I know, but this is my opinion. During his time in office, Bush united America (for a breif time albiet) after 9/11, confronted the Taliban in Afghanastain, and got Saddam Hussien out of power. Bush is perhaps the most hated Preisdent in history, but hopefully people will smarted up, and finally see the great things he's doing.

Don't forget to add to George W, Bush.
The dismantling of Libya's Nuclear and Chemical weapons programs.
 
1. Lincoln~ Saved our nation
2. Reagan~ Ended the cold war and Communism
3. FDR~ If his health had been better at the end of the war he would have done better planning the UN and would be #1
4. Washington~ Better General than President
5. Billy Milano 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bleearg said:
1. Lincoln~ Saved our nation
2. Reagan~ Ended the cold war and Communism
3. FDR~ If his health had been better at the end of the war he would have done better planning the UN and would be #1
4. Washington~ Better General than President
5. Billy Milano 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eh, communism ended itself.
 
Bush didnt unite america, it was a simple act done by terrorist that united america. bush just went and said we gota be strong and stick together. if 9/11 didn't happen no one would have gave a shit about anyone in NYC, no one would have know about the high concentration of muslims in Paterson, New-Jersey and certainly no one would have paid attention to Affcrapistan. I'm not bashing on G.W or your opinion about him but just on the united part bcs i dont think HE did it. but simply the act of human kindness from the heart of fellow americans that did it.
By the way, his decision to go to war may not be understood by everyone, i personaly dont give a fuck since i am all for war (i don't like people getting killed for lies and shit) but i understand that a good war will bring a good economy down the road. its a very simple fact. This war will bring new technology to the public bcs with every war we need to create new stuff to battle against the enemy and so we make people work for it and down the road, we make the whole world buy once its given to the public. the microwave and the jeep and the zipo lighter and the nightvision camcorders were not created for our fun but now we are the one using it everyday.
So i say, finish your war, dont bitch about it bcs down the road everyone will have money in their pocket again!
 
I also think Gorbatjov was more instrumental in ending the cold war than the Gipper. One of the most effective was to stop military spending is running out of money.

Shit, what would Reagan had done without the cold war and evil commies? No, Grenada, no Ivan Dragovich (Well, That movie sucked so I guess I´d been better of without it) and war on drugs supplied by swarthy Cubans and Vietnamese.
 
Fuckers! You guys wouldn't know a good president if Rutherford Hayes pulled his beard aside, revealed his manhood, and fucked your momma in front of you. When you were seven. At the little league game. While your father was takin a leak behind the bleachers. With the two fat neighbours sitting next to you.

Goddamn. I gotta set this list of extra prima good prezzies straight.

1. Martin van Buren. This muthafucka got saddled with the heavy shit Andrew Jackson let behind. Jackson was a good president, but only because he got away with the SHIT and left it to be shoveled up by van Buren.

2. Herbert Hoover. This mark-ass got saddled with the onslaught of the great depression just as soon as he got into office. He organised the sort of relief that kept America going in its worst hours and made huge contributions to keep what few banks and industries were still afloat. Unfortunately for his sorry ass, his political opponent dumped the odium of the depression on his shoulders, and his ass sank like a stone. That stupid-ass soviet-worshipping bolshevik socialist traitor bastard FDR swooped in on Herbie's trouncing and introduced socialism to this country, thus ensuring each one of us would be forever fucked as tax-payers and citizens.

3. Calvin Coolidge. This nigga is the greatest because he didn't do a goddamn thing! He came in after his predecessor's servant-swine sold the government to the highest bidder. Calv swept this shit into a big-ass dustbin with the help of some genuinely honest administrators and kept the scandal from tanking the US before its time. Which was about five years before its time. Anyway, good show, Calv!

4. Andrew Johnson. His predecessor got blown away just for taking in a show. Andy was left with most of the country in ruins and Abe's bossmen, who thought the civil war was still on and America was still a military dictatorship, continued to strut around like they owned the place. Andy said "Fuck you!" and shitcanned guys like Stanton. But Stanton's penpushing bitches in Congress didn't like that, and impeached Andy. "Fuck you bitches!"
he shouted unto the assembled Congressmen in 1867.

5. The Gipper. Of course Reagan's on the list, you dumbasses. This list is about the great men to had to fix everyone's fucked up shit. Reagan not only fixed the Carter shit (and that shit was FUCKED!) he also did it with flair and class and pride, all while making the rest of us happy we were Americans, and not some dirty bastards in Nicaragua.

There's the five greatest presidents in the United States. En toto.


Jurched
 
Oblivious Maximus said:
Bush is perhaps the most hated Preisdent in history, but hopefully people will smarted up, and finally see the great things he's doing.

Jorge W. is hated by NYC hippies and their miserable cohorts in southern CA. He got voted back into office because a majourity of people approved of him, and outside media centres, they still do.

CARTER is still the biggest fucking gay gaping asshole in presidential history, and he knows this, so that's why he's still running around trying to make people like Jorge W. and his father look like bad boys.


Jurched
 
I bet Carter smoked some ganja with Willie Nelson, and that´s pretty cool. Now I feel sorry for Willie... acting in shitty films with Jessica (does cock taste like deer if it´s been up my pooper) Simpson.
 
1) President XD
2) President Kill Again
3) Norm From Cheers
4) Francis Bacon
5) Either Jurched or Geena Davis
 
ZeeZooZum said:
5) Either Jurched or Geena Davis

Me or Geena Davis?? Allright, as long as it ain't Michael Douglas...

Geena's always gettin these power woman roles. Like that bitch in "The Long Kiss Goodnight" or that Pirate Captain bitch in "Cut-throat Island."

But those movies tanked, right? Geena should've learned from "V.I. Warshawski."

Know what I wanna see? Geena Davis vs. Kathleen Turner in a bare-breasted pudding fight! Who'll win? I mean, who's got the hottest knockers?

Jurched
 
Arg_Hamster said:
I bet Carter smoked some ganja with Willie Nelson, and that´s pretty cool. Now I feel sorry for Willie... acting in shitty films with Jessica (does cock taste like deer if it´s been up my pooper) Simpson.

A little off subject, but where did this come from, Arg? "Jessica (does cock taste like deer if it´s been up my pooper) Simpson"...that's hysterical!
 
Oblivious Maximus said:
5. George W. Bush - a very controversial choice, I know, but this is my opinion. During his time in office, Bush united America (for a breif time albiet) after 9/11, confronted the Taliban in Afghanastain, and got Saddam Hussien out of power. Bush is perhaps the most hated Preisdent in history, but hopefully people will smarted up, and finally see the great things he's doing.


:lol: Bush didnt unite the people, the actions of 911 did. No matter who was president at the time, the people would have done the same. Oh and people are getting smarter, Bush's approval rating just keeps dropping. As they should. Hell, even people in his own party have started to doubt him.

EDIT: Oh and now Bush say we wont leave Iraq til we have achieved victory. I believe I rember that dumbass say all over american tv's that we had accomplished that a few years ago. Now he says we wont pull our troops out til we win...again? Not gonna happen. More soldiers must die apparently. There must be a qouta that has to met I guess.
 
schenkadere said:
A little off subject, but where did this come from, Arg? "Jessica (does cock taste like deer if it´s been up my pooper) Simpson"...that's hysterical!

Willie talked about his visit to the White House in an old interview. Mayby he was so stoned he mistook his own outhouse for the White House.
 
Oblivious Maximus said:
From the 1700's to the present, who do you think are the top 5 Presidents of America. This is my list, and I based it on what they did for America, and how they left (and will) leave their mark on history:

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Oblivious Maximus said:
From the 1700's to the present, who do you think are the top 5 Presidents of America. This is my list, and I based it on what they did for America, and how they left (and will) leave their mark on history:

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You know, when I was in Greece this year I saw the most fucked up movie in my life, called Hardcore. Now I didn't understand a goddamn word spoken, but I got the jist.
 
Jorge W. is hated by NYC hippies and their miserable cohorts in southern CA. He got voted back into office because a majourity of people approved of him, and outside media centres, they still do.

I think he was re-elected because he was the better of the two--and thats not saying much--a choice between a bad liar, failed businessman, and illegal lover or a two faced, cant make up his mind on anything clone of Ted Kennedy(minus the drinking and killing).--hmm tough choice

I am no hippy, I am as right wing as you can get but Bush is just pathetic. The only legacy that bush is going to leave is one of stupidity


PS-The people in SoCal can see what Bush is doing to secure our Mexican border--nothing except welcome them with open arms and wads of cash