Trent's KISS rant challenge

[Kem]

Trent your mission should you choose to accept is to turn the following topic(s) into a KISS rant.

I shall start, by posing the question seen on Little Britain tonight why some people like white milk chocolate but others like normal dairy milk chocolate.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Argh I forgot to watch Little Britain tonight! Love that show! I don't think that question about the chocolate is all that mind boggling. Everybody is different and has different tastes. Both white & normal chocolate have a different taste and both have a "good taste, depending on yours", to quote the TV presenter on the 1978 news report on KISS pouring blood into the red ink of their first comic pressing who said "One which may or may not be in good taste, depending on yours." But good taste isn't something KISS give a crap about anyway, as Gene Simmons said 2 years ago in what I think is one of his best quotes, "We've never really been concerned about good taste, just as long as we taste good!" And like white chocolate, everything they do sure does taste good!

 

[Goreripper]

 

[Mark]

Classic

 

[Stonewall]

Hahaha, except white chocolate is crap. Give me a man's chocolate anyday, not chocolate that reminds me of kids with glasses dressed like cowboys trying to launch their careers.

 

[Spruce Goose]

This could be fuckin hilarious!

Can I do one now...

Umm...

Does wet weather cause depression and frustration amongst humanity, or is it merely just a state of mind?

... Discuss

 

[Spiff]

I have another:

Which Darren from Bewitched is better - Dick York or Dick Sargent?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Hahaha, except white chocolate is crap. Give me a man's chocolate anyday, not chocolate that reminds me of kids with glasses dressed like cowboys trying to launch their careers.

White chocolate is good. Real men aren't afraid to cry.

 

[Stonewall]

hahaha

No, but men are afraid of crying like girls, REAL man crying involves at least 70% cocoa...

 

[Wenda]

No, but men are afraid of crying like girls, REAL man crying involves at least 70% cocoa...

YES, this man is CORRECT. *hat off*

White chocolate is an abomination and milk chocolate is tolerable. Dark chocolate is good, but 70% upwards is the Real Stuff.