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Hollow Army: When Recruiters Attack
by kos
Wed Jun 8th, 2005 at 22:17:31 PDT

Truth is stranger than fiction. Can you believe Marine Corps recruiters kidnapped a 18-year-old and wore him down to the point he signed enlistment papers? A single mom with a meager income, Marcia raised her kids on the farm where, until recently, she grew salad greens for restaurants. Axel's father, a Marine Corps vet who served in Vietnam, died when Axel was 4.

Clearly the recruiters knew all that and more.

"You don't want to be a burden to your mom," they told him. "Be a man." "Make your father proud." Never mind that, because of his own experience in the service, Marcia says enlistment for his son is the last thing Axel's dad would have wanted.

The next weekend, when Marcia went to Seattle for the Folklife Festival and Axel was home alone, two recruiters showed up at the door.

Axel repeated the family mantra, but he was feeling frazzled and worn down by then. The sergeant was friendly but, at the same time, aggressively insistent. This time, when Axel said, "Not interested," the sarge turned surly, snapping, "You're making a big (bleeping) mistake!"

Next thing Axel knew, the same sergeant and another recruiter showed up at the LaConner Brewing Co., the restaurant where Axel works. And before Axel, an older cousin and other co-workers knew or understood what was happening, Axel was whisked away in a car.

"They said we were going somewhere but I didn't know we were going all the way to Seattle," Axel said.

Just a few tests. And so many free opportunities, the recruiters told him.

He could pursue his love of chemistry. He could serve anywhere he chose and leave any time he wanted on an "apathy discharge" if he didn't like it. And he wouldn't have to go to Iraq if he didn't want to.

At about 3:30 in the morning, Alex was awakened in the motel and fed a little something. Twelve hours later, without further sleep or food, he had taken a battery of tests and signed a lot of papers he hadn't gotten a chance to read. "Just formalities," he was told. "Sign here. And here. Nothing to worry about."

By then Marcia had "freaked out."

She went to the Burlington recruiting center where the door was open but no one was home. So she grabbed all the cards and numbers she could find, including the address of the Seattle-area testing center.

Then, with her grown daughter in tow, she high-tailed it south, frantically phoning Axel whose cell phone had been confiscated "so he wouldn't be distracted during tests."

Axel's grandfather was in the hospital dying, she told the people at the desk. He needed to come home right away. She would have said just about anything.

But, even after being told her son would be brought right out, her daughter spied him being taken down a separate hall and into another room. So she dashed down the hall and grabbed him by the arm.

"They were telling me I needed to 'be a man' and stand up to my family," Axel said.

What he needed, it turned out, was a lawyer.

Five minutes and $250 after an attorney called the recruiters, Axel's signed papers and his cell phone were in the mail.
 
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I worked in army recruiting command for a couple of years. most recruiters are decent people but there is always that percentage...

its coveted duty because although you have to work potentially long hours you get special pay. where the recruiters get into trouble is they're given monthly quotas and if you don't get your numbers you can lose the special duty. With the war and all, they aren't meeting their goals even though the Army lowered their target numbers this quarter.

recruiters can lose their job for not meeting goals, being involved in criminal activity, or best of all, when they're helping female recruits in the Delayed Entry Program, "dipping a DEP."
 
Well isn't that some bullshit.

I remember the marines were bugging the shit out of me right before graduating high school, they were pretty intrusive and dickly. I finally told them I was a pothead and they left me alone, my mom said "you shouldn't say things like that to anyone in the government, you never know what records they keep." Awww, apple doesn't fall far from the tree. :loco:
 
I remember the Navy called my brother, and they gave him all of those standard bullshit questions... one of them was "do you smoke marijuana" and he said, "Well fuck, I'm smoking it right now!". They pretty much hung up on him, and it was a risky move- but the best part was that he actually was getting high.

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