Twelve Days of Metal

[Rollin Stoned]

If you rewrote the 12 Days of Christmas song like Twisted Sister, what would your lyrics be? (ex: 8 Ozzy albums, 7 concert tickets, 6 new guitars etc.)

 

[Avigrus]

Hmmmm, i'd ask for an Audi RS6 that's for sure.

 

[The Ozzman]

On the first day of Xmas, my Ultimate Metal gave to me:

A locked thread under the tree!

 

[Belligerent]

 

[metal_wrath]

1 Unholy death of false king
2 Burning holy books
3 Trinity denied
4 Chalices of the blood
5 Chanted Incantations
6 6 6 Demon summoned
7 Monastery defiled
8 Hails to those of darkness
9 Nights under praise ov Unlight
10 Rites of the sorcery
11 Priests condemned
12 Days of the Darkness

 

[The Ozzman]

12 Krigs shooting
11 Morts molesting
10 Dodenssss trolling
9 Ozzmen Memeing

I can't think of anymore

 

[Belligerent]

and 5 roast beef sandwiches!!

 

[metal_wrath]

1 Callings to full moon
2 Everflowing streams of woe
3 Twilight shadows dancing
4 Silent reveries
5 Tears of the frozen sadness
6 Grievances of the forlorn
7 Steps to the left hand pathway
8 Laments of forgotten spirits
9 Curses upon thee forever damned
10 Stones for the empty graves
11 Early mourning moments
12 Nocturnal songs of gravest sorrow into the deep pit tormented grief and never to remain under the grey cloud sky that enveloped in the darkest dawning and never-risen sun which eclipsed in mortal sadness and enshrouded thou, benighted by fall of crimson dusk

 

[-CC-]

Metal_wrath is keeping it metal.

 

[mutantllama]

12 Krigs shooting
11 Morts molesting
10 Dodenssss trolling
9 Ozzmen Memeing

I can't think of anymore

8 worthless llama postssss

 

[waif]

7 False Joes drinking
6 Cookies slamming
5 WAIFs whining

keep it going guys

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Yeah, I can be stupid too...

12 inch penis
11 vicadin tablets
10 ounces of prime rib
9 ounces of marijuana
8 pints of lager
7 hours of porn on DVD
6 shots of whiskey
5 pointed star
4 slices of pizza
3 layers of sweaters
2 hookers
1 bucket for vomit and other sectretions

 

[CapriB]