two formal petitions

[Captain Beard]

That's about how she looked.

 

[Kiss The Void]

Well, how tall are you?
Sometimes really tall people wear 4X and weights 350 lbs but they
don't fit into the category of obese, or what the Penguin and I are talking about.

6'6"ish

and captain david, you're still big dude.


even when i was working out daily for 2 hours i never got below 305-315

 

[Metal head87]

That's not so bad though. It's not ideal, but you wouldn't get a heart attack from walking up a flight of stairs either.
If someone was like 5'6 and weighed 350 lbs, that would be another story

 

[Captain Beard]

We're built like ice boxes I guess. Even my dad said it's not likely I can get below 300. I wish I could.

 

[Malergion]

I could lift you with one hand. Made of steel and reinforced cabling.

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably. But can you do it with your legs?!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

6'6"ish

and captain david, you're still big dude.


even when i was working out daily for 2 hours i never got below 305-315

well, then it's because you're tall!!
You do not fit into that category, sir.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

That's not so bad though. It's not ideal, but you wouldn't get a heart attack from walking up a flight of stairs either.
If someone was like 5'6 and weighed 350 lbs, that would be another story

exactly!

 

[lad]

I remember that episode! There's one where Lisa's fat too.

Really??? I doubt, however, that it would be quite as great as the one alluded to in this thread (which would likely be in there should there ever be a Top 10 Simpsons Episodes). And with that,

"Ah warsh mahself with a raag on a stiiick."

Haha, love how his accent becomes more Southern when he's objectionably obese.

 

[Malergion]

It takes longer for his fat neck to form words. This results in something that sounds like a Deep Southern drawl.

Oh, and the other fatty episode is just as funny.

 

[Captain Beard]

Homer in a mu-mu <3

 

[Malergion]

Makes me wonder if there's ever been "fat Marge".

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm sure it's been drawn.

 

[Malergion]

I do know (unfortunately) that there's plenty of Simpsons erotica, but for all that I've never come across Fat Marge!

 

[lad]

That'd be weird - Marge's big, flabby head and her giant hair remaining the same.

And gladly I've never seen anything "Simpsons erotica".

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh you asked for it.

Now you have.

 

[lad]

Apparently I did, then.

 

[Metal head87]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

To penguins original post, I'd just like to mention that fat can be turned into soap. Just putting that out there.

 

[Kiss The Void]

well, then it's because you're tall!!
You do not fit into that category, sir.

i'm tall and fat.

it's okay. thanks for wishing death on me.

har.